Ellen🐢

📍NYNY, actor, model, hot mess.

[Ellen🐢 @beller823]

My body? A temple. More specifically, a shrine built to honor sesame peanut noodles.

[Ellen🐢 @beller823]

@TMFanSupport Thank you for working so quickly on this I did get tickets I know you were worried!!!!!

[Ellen🐢 @beller823]

@Ticketmaster @jonasbrothers @joejonas @nickjonas @kevinjonas after all of my groupchat got marked as bots for ~*no reason*~ (because I checked everything it said)…the only tickets available were for $835??? I’m so upset. Just trying to get my 30th birthday plans in order 🙄

[Ellen🐢 @beller823]

@mindofmich3 Until @Ticketmaster calls us bots

[Ellen🐢 @beller823]

@mindofmich3 @jonasbrothers @Ticketmaster ITS LITERALLY MY 30TH BDAY PARTY LIKE COME ONNNNNN. IVE SPENT 23/30 YEARS WITH YOU BOYS

[michelle cap @mindofmich3]

hey @jonasbrothers pls help the evil overlords at @Ticketmaster are accusing me and the homies of being bots but we are real life girls ?? and we are very pretty and smart and have money to give you to play music ???

[Cut4 @Cut4]

sorry i'll be unavailable until further notice

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Ready for Battle.

#RepBX | @ArcherOfInfamy

[Charlotte @yankeeschar]

I can see it now. Freddie Freeman comes up to the plate and Boone calls upon Anthony Rizzo in the World Series to get the last out of the game

[Jake Montgomery @JakeMontgomery_]

Me, trying to buy World Series tickets

[Derek Jeter @derekjeter]

We’re back

[Drea Pappageorgas @49ersDrea]

General Lebron James crossing the Delaware

[Mike Salvatore @MikeSalvatore10]

Me: I won’t let the Yankees affect my mood today

Me at approximately 7:09pm:

[ֶָ֢ @lumonheiress]

new Wicked trailer just dropped and i DESPERATELY need their reaction

[emma⸆⸉ @sprksflyswft]

and if you never bleed you're never gonna grow and it's ALRIGHT NAH

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

feeling kinda anxious i hope this 40 oz cold brew + 9 hours of screen time helps

[mikayla⸆⸉ @timelesslytay]

everyday im thankful taylor’s dating a really good player on a really good team. could you imagine if we had to pretend to care about the panthers? or if she wasn’t dating a starter? we’d be bullying the poor coaches on twitter to put him in.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

my gf needs 9+ hours a of sleep so she has enough energy to be super mean to me