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[Dan Davis @DanDavisWrites]

When I was a teenager in the 1990s one of my teachers told me that I would never get a state pension because they would keep raising the pension age and then before I got there it would be scrapped.

Don't worry about having to support yourself though, he said, they will bring in state euthanasia for the elderly instead.

Mr Roberts, you called it.

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Argentina trying to lure the ghost of Diego Maradona to Atlanta on Wednesday for one last hurrah:

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

Watching football with people who don't usually watch football is an infuriating experience.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

DAN BURN

[Taylor Payne @TaylorandPayne]

If there's ever an asteroid heading towards earth threatening to wipe out the human race I think we just send Dan Burn out to head the thing back past Jupiter...#NUFC

[Kieran Cunningham @KCsixtyseven]

Dana White thinks Conor McGregor may have torn his ACL.
That's an extremely painful injury so let's hope he's right.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

"Don't tell me if we try to tax them, the country is finished, because for people who don't have fancy jobs like us, it's finished anyway"

What a quote, and completely true.

[Scoundrel @SoakUpThe_Sun]

Every min wage job I’ve ever had: “You shouldn’t just be standing around there’s always something to do”

Every white collar job I’ve ever had: “Yeah sorry we don’t have much for you to do this week. Just make sure you’re available in case we need you”

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Celebrated that second like Anne Frank winning a game of snap.

[ben🇪🇸 @benhatesnufc]

How I’ll describe England v Mexico to my kids

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Dealers across the UK tonight

[John Dutton @mindofprospect]

These same guys will blame immigration for why the countries going to shit when none of them are even paying any tax

[🇦🇱 @LukaCPFC_]

“And walking out now is your England team for tonight”

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Get ready for an all time offsides graphic

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

9-5 workers after wasting 1 days annual leave for England’s game to be moved to a 7PM kick-off

[LT @Lt_wafc]

Every English pub at around 4:30am Monday

[Tom💐 @TomHulme79]

Never change, Facebook Marketplace

[alxndr @alexaldente]

This man is going on two decades of consistently proving he is an absolute piece of shit and it’s so embarrassing that anyone still listens and supports him

[miss honey 🍯 @foyinog]

this one is heartbreaking because they were set up to fail from the start and they worked so hard. it was politically fuelled sabotage 💔💔💔

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Rough sleeping will be decriminalised tomorrow as the Government repeals the 1824 Vagrancy Act

It means police won’t be able to move on homeless people sleeping or begging on the streets