Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉)

Living in the future, still in βeta, making my world a bretter place.

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

Wall Work for Art -- My First Startup Pitch
Hello my name is Brett.
I am a User Experience Designer.

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

Suicide figures are up. Could 2 followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

Call 1-800-273-8255 (USA hotline)

Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

From
@emilybest

[communitylabs @communitylabs_]

FREE COVID-19 No Symptom Screening. Come see us this week! We are testing Tuesday - Friday from 10am-2pm at both the Ramirez Community Center and Cuellar Community Center. @SAMetroHealth @connectforlife #sanantonio #COVID19 #Asymptomatic

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

Check out Attack Surface: audiobook for the third Little Brother book by Cory Doctorow on @Kickstarter https://t.co/KEir3LkwLh

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you use a HomeSpot Bluetooth adapter on your Switch you can pair with an AIAIAI H05 headset and do voice over an analog headset mic through a lightening to 3.5mm jack from an iPhone 11.

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

@corywright Really appreciate real food and millisecond video delay.

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

After 125 days of self-quarantine, given our current rocket propulsion technologies there’s no way I would make the trip to Mars. #truthhurts #failfast

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

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[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

@hellodarby Just inhale the UVs deeply so it gets in all the corners.

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

@kaskade @GlblCtzn @WHO Jaydee - Plastic Dreams?

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100% of this bundle’s proceeds go to support organizations responding to COVID-19. Learn more on the Humble Bundle website! https://t.co/8bRbMLLzY3 via @humble

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

Large Benton’s pizza and Kale salad from @saBarbaro

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

@TheMontereySA @eatchilaquil @dignowitymeats @the_cookhousesa @BAKERYLORRAINE @tretrattoria You had me at fried shrimp po boy — added a boudin and Purple Haze

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

Now that I’m a gamer and a reader, I find u can drink way more and still game well. Not as much as DJing though.

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

Re-stocked for STFH #marchsadness2020 #buylocalbeer https://t.co/YIf1usNFKN

[Steven Darby @hellodarby]

My lady/wife/bestie/rideordie is a nurse and will be at work tomorrow and prolly every day for the immediate future.

She's a fucking badass and a real deal hero.

Pretty please stay tf home and don't spread this shit around.

[Mother Jones @MotherJones]

The secret history of why soda companies switched from sugar to high-fructose corn syrup https://t.co/slvJ8yt5Cc

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

@JordanRinke Try Butterfinger Blizzard, add strawberry at DQ.

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

When you want to start the day with the taste of Jamaica. Shipped from Kingston in 2 days. https://t.co/NzZTJwMwXP

[Brett Elmendorf (@🏭💉💉💉) @belmendo]

Breathe fyah #2020 https://t.co/dDUDuGfRil