B MAI TIKI man

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

#Itsawingthang

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

What do I have to do to get on Pluck TV ?!!! @pluckers #pluckers

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

My baby and I gonna pluck tonight #Pluckers @Pluckers

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

@pluckers

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

.

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

As I have gotten older I have realized certain things about myself, for instance... I could never date a man without body hair

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

A woman's happiness is often determined by the size of her bathtub

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

Masturbating to smell of BBQ-ed brisket

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

@sassyceo idk what now hewlp

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

When he's bad put him into crib bondage and don't allow him to crawl out

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

There is no moon like
A Texas moon

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

Sashimi clit

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

I think a fly just farted in my ear

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

Every full moon I sprout one long black nipple hair

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

Bull riding on a full moon

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

As we get older our bodies don't get bigger, our laundry shrinks faster @boodydubble

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

TGIF ~*~*~*~*~thank god I'm female~*~*~*~*~**~

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

ors 😱

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

Why didn't I pack my e-cigarette in the same box as all the vibrat

[B MAI TIKI man @bemytikiman]

when does Betty Boop ovulate