Ben

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@TheWapplehouse Look up Thora Birch’s parents and it might make more sense

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@TAMUPolice What does NEAT mean?

[Ben @ben_s_1]

Ordered a basketball goal for my nephews and this is what @walmart and @FedEx left at the door. Thanks a lot guys - Merry Christmas!

@walmarthelp @FedExHelp

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@PhysInHistory Fauci

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@BruceFeldmanCFB No Derrick Henry? Cmon man

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@Ticketmaster @Wilco @AvondaleBrewing @avondalemusic @TMFanSupport @Wilco @JeffTweedy Ticketmaster screwed up and cancelled my ticket to your rescheduled show at @AvondaleBrewing. Now they’re saying they can’t fix their mistake. I was really looking forward to this show. Can y’all help a fan out?

[Ben @ben_s_1]

The @Wilco show at @AvondaleBrewing was rescheduled until May 12 due to weather. One of my friends is moving across the country next week so can no longer attend. We followed @Ticketmaster’s instructions and had them transfer the ticket back to me, so I could request a refund.

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@Ticketmaster I notified @Ticketmaster of their mistake, and now they’re saying they cannot rebook the ticket that I never asked to cancel! I guess I won’t be seeing @Wilco, which sucks! Do better @AvondaleBrewing @avondalemusic @TMFanSupport

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@bradymakesstuff You know my birthday’s coming up

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Punchline (2024)

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@mikiebarb Censored because it’s about boobs?

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@TheStefanSmith Dang at first I thought the background image was Monstro Elisasue

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@peacedozer Lol you are retarded

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@reynoldsgareth Man you have the worst luck with air travel

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@bradymakesstuff What did you do?!?

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@aldotcomTide Click bait headline. Shame on you.

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@slmandel Need to change the mail bag link Stew

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@ATRightMovies Roll Tide

[Ben @ben_s_1]

@nytimes 2026?