Ben Bochner

Ben Bochner is a singer, writer and musician with roots in Chicago, branches in Oregon.

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@JessicaPMorrell @DanikaSidoti @JaneMayerNYer I lost the string on this. can someone please explain what Mercer/Bannon/Bolton did?

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@DearAuntCrabby @GrainOfSands @realDonaldTrump @IvankaTrump You know, even Trump doesn’t deserve this kind of shit. I don’t know who you are, Aunt Crabby, but you don’t just throw around accusations of sexual abuse cuz you feel like it. Time to look at our own need to have villains we can shit on with impunity. This is sickness.

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@EdKrassen @ManyaZuba Ha! Perfect!

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@SBiscontini @mrsLiberal @SenSanders Here we go again. Little tiny scared people telling other people to be scared. Nah. You go for it, Bernie 😊

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OF COURSE this guy is the newest Trump Show character.

That ululating sound you hear in the distance is not an Arab funeral.

It's the sound of every fiction writer in the world beseeching God
to "KILL ME NOW!" rather than even TRY to compete with reality.

"Cambridge Analytica"

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@SpeakerRyan Mr. Ryan, you are a crook. You use euphemisms to hide the fact that your policies steal from the poor and give to the rich. I would say you should be ashamed of yourself. But you obviously have no shame. I just want you to know we can see through your mask.

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@RWPUSA @MissesBun And president Obama felt he had to get his permission to tell the country we were under cyberattack by the Russians.

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@dougmarcus @GrainOfSands @BrowneGareth @davidfrum Maybe less of a mystery why Manafort’s not flipping.

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@athenogenes Thanks for making up a name for us; please excuse us if we decline to accept it. But, really, thanks so much for thinking of us. And, really, it’s so enjoyable having you tell us to shut up. It’s so predictable, it just makes us shake our heads and smile.

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@bobcesca_go @MissesBun Right. Trump thought he was appointing Carson to be in charge of black people!

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Why does htis have to be the final sisason? These are the best sitcom characters since Seinfeld! 3 seasons is not enough!!!! #LoveOnNetflix

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@paulrust @love Why final!?!?

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@ananavarro @Beverlyb11 @JoeBiden Joe Biden cut his teeth as Senator from Delaware. Delaware is where many corporations have their headquarters because of favorable laws. Biden spear-headed the most repressive law of the last 30 years, making it harder to get rid of credit card debt. The compassion bit is an act

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@digby56 Please try to remember: nothing is going to happen. This is just to distract us from Stormy. I guess you haven’t met Trump before?

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@Beverlyb11 Perfect. And after the meeting with Kim Jong Un, Trump will say Rocket Man didn’t capitulate enough, so the sanctions will stay the same. I think we’re starting to get the hang of how this works...

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@SopanDeb Like what?

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You realize that $130,000 is a DEAL compared to what Melania charges him, right? #StormyDaniels

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@SethAbramson Whew! You fail to mention the one thing that makes this case interesting: it embodies the perfect karma for Trump. Finally he meets an adversary as crass as he is: a porn star. A legal battle over loveless, passionless sex, completely boiled down to making money. Perfect!

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@SopanDeb Isaiah is a great player. Keep your head up, Isaiah! I’m a Portland fan but you played a lot of great minutes yesterday. Sopan Deb has no idea what it means to be on the court.

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So now we understand what it means that Kushner is in charge of Middle East peace: he gets to try and solicit money from every country in the Middle East to see who will to give him the most. Whoever gives Kushner/Trump the most cash get US support.

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