Benny

The only thing standing between you and your dream is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it.

[Benny @bendean96]

@bookingcom i’m due over £9k from you and i’ve not received a payout since June 29th. We’re a small business and it’s disgraceful to be withholding money from your hosts. First we’re told it will be paid on the 27th july, then 3rd aug, then 4th aug. STILL NO PAYMENT

[Benny @bendean96]

@jrmallcock @ResDiary @jrmallcock I’m your local sales rep for Opentable. Looks like theres a couple misconceptions about Opentable which I would love to put right. Please drop me a DM i’m sure we can help!

[Benny @bendean96]

@graycewilsonX lad

[Benny @bendean96]

@CStaniforth96 1st world problems

[Benny @bendean96]

@graycewilsonX

[Benny @bendean96]

@graycewilsonX dont know what you're talking about

[Benny @bendean96]

@graycewilsonX just found your tweet funny

[Benny @bendean96]

@graycewilsonX haha

[Benny @bendean96]

@KevinHart4real your insta has been hacked big time mate

[Benny @bendean96]

@22_morton @MiaLuciaSmith #cuties

[Benny @bendean96]

@ljpurcellxx you need a chill pill 💊

[Benny @bendean96]

Creamfields was something else. Wow. #CREAMFIELDS2015

[Benny @bendean96]

Birthday month ☺️🎊🎉

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

We have got jobs at last. Here. As packers.

[Benny @bendean96]

@MiaLuciaSmith lol

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Fancy a quick drink?"
1. Look surprised
2. Check watch
3. Say "yeah, go on then"
4. Miss last train home

[Benny @bendean96]

Just so you know it wasn't this hot and sunny when i put these black jeans on

[Benny @bendean96]

It's a blessing working next to the apple store. FREE WIFI FOR ALL 🙌

[Benny @bendean96]

Why do we all presume the thumb on facebook messenger is a sarcastic symbol? 👍