TheRealBenDeLaney

I practice safe twatting.

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

#upearlytotrain #nightshift @MaleNurseProbs

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

Working midnight shift is not allowing me to sleep at night!!

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

@jaclynaldea life sucks I know.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix it "

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

@jallossery found you from "what does the fox say cover" your voice. Amazing.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

#PerksOfDatingMe You don't have to worry about being cheated on.

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

Lmao at the ripped guy from Africa who always wears oven mits to lift weights with.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

A morning text doesn't only mean "good morning". It also means "I think about you when I wake up."

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

You know you are sleep deprived when you go to turn off your bedroom light when it is already turned off.

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

I'm a little disturbed that after working a 12+ hour midnight shift I have a large amount of energy.

[J-Caddy @jcaddy33]

It's gym time!! #gymflow with @bendelaney6 shoulders, 200pullups, abs, workin for that V taper!!

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

Gym with @jcaddy33 and @silentcreeper

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

After being drunk, a four loko will due the finish touches.

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

Probably dressed the preppiest I've ever dressed in my life and I'm going to an electronic dance fest. Sounds right.

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

Hey Girl - Billy Currington

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

@makenzicaswell return the eagle to NFL!

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

Is it suspicious if my friend tells me he wants my hair and smile for halloween so he can get girls. Bro, I'm flattered, but also confused.

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

@Emoss6 I can bench my weight 22 times. Hbu #bro

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

@katielynnbales I've only admitted it to a few people, now twitter knows. #ohwell

[TheRealBenDeLaney @bendelaney6]

@katielynnbales me too!