Thunderdick Bendherback

As seen on your mom

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That Elon Musk dude keeps talking some really violent shit like war and fighting. He sounds a lot like the criminal rapists his vice president kept warning us about

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@Franklin_Graham If u really knew Jesus u wld know raping and stealing and cheating and lying are wrong

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Does anyone here still think Elon is smart lol

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@GovBillLee @TNDeptofSafety @TNHighwayPatrol Damn, if only you held some kind of powerful position that allowed you to order things to be done instead of just praying for them. Cause if you had that kind of power and only talked about praying, that would make you a mealy-mouthed NRA ass licker, wouldn’t it

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Unpopular opinion: We are not monogamous by nature. Monogamy is a fabricated concept by the church

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@ThexyBeatht_2 yeah i hate that game but i didnt know the church invented it

makes sense bc they dont want u yo get your 200$ when u pass go

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ok i been reading and do i got this right that elon musk is a fuckin stupid mark

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been shitting the bed on twitter for how long

#MyTwitterAnniversary

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@Tobi_is_Fab2 @hollsiemo wait u had a rhinestone butt plug too

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I can tell shes classy cuz her butt plug got diamonds on it

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it’s hard 2 b gangsta when ur asshole itches

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@cosmicthreat @historiancole oof how awkward for u i got my degree in bholes and u were the person i studied for my dissertation

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no bro I really wanna fight you but I fart when im angry & I cant help laughing

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@ZoneFarley @ADHDeanASL your welcome

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that jimmy stewart dude played the same guy in every movie and just got away with it

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@CarpeDeann damn

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astrology is bullshit bc who the fuck DOESNT want this

[Terms of Gemini @GeminiTerms]

#Gemini wants someone they can talk to, trust & open to without being judged.

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@CarpeDeann look im always confused are we talking about my peen or not

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@CarpeDeann what

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@CarpeDeann okay it aint that small

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@CarpeDeann I will listen to you