Benjamin Gerdes

Climb, fall, live in the PNW

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At the dry cleaners, and the clerk holds up one of my shirts and goes "lady's one?"

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@kylegriffin1 Kash Patel in front of House Oversight

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@nytimes James Murdoch rolling into the Vox offices

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The group chat scrolling social media to see if I stole a joke

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My wife every time I dress our three year old.

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@NBA_NewYork Josh Hart in the playoffs

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Me to the bartender as he brings over a bottle of Dolin:

Which part of the strait is this from?

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Bessent calls the Strait of Hormuz the "Strait of Vermouth"

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@TheSpursExpress @AlasdairGold They say that after every new manager starts...

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Me at a seattle grunge show: any room in this mosh for the suburbs?

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@AlasdairGold Gray is really becoming some player. Bossed the midfield that half.

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@hbrooks_coach No question. But Atleti has a history of doing this and yet Spurs completely blindsided...

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@HB_thespur @AlasdairGold Was put in a position to fail. Horrible call by Tudor.

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@InvertTheWing Someone as smart as you shouldn't be celebrating decisions this dumb

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@TomBarclay_ Hes 22. Insane for his first start in months to come away in knockout UCL football.

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@AlasdairGold Feel terrible for him. Such a bright future.

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@JackPittBrooke Truly insane that this team plays knockout UCL football in five days

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Peak dude is getting sent a photo of your buddy's gear shed.

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@stoolpresidente You said it tho

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I'll never leave this site.

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Lordes cover of Take Me to the River is as bad ass as you'd expect