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@ndultimate @dhoffman333 @_klenke can we get a periscope up in here for our international audience?

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@ndultimate @dhoffman333 are you just letting anyone throw inverts now? Back in MY day you could only throw inverts after months (years?) of ignoring pleas, demands, and polite requests to stop.

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When you grill peppers and onions, which one do you start with first in the skillet?

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Protest @tacobell forever!!!!! #nightbikes

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@tacobell I got denied service on a @limebike electric bike last night. Was told "Taco Bell does not recognize e-bikes as motor vehicles". The city of Seattle does - care to explain?

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@ndultimate

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@ndultimate Both sidelines are nerds*

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@ndultimate Today I learned some Indonesian #stillanerd

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Nug bags are out. Big Macs are in. @CycleDogs #veganbigmac

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"Polar bears and polar beans only have one letter different. That's probably why they look so similar"
#doitforshmi #savethepolarbeans #thankljh

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@realDonaldTrump you a dingleberry

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#dozer4rectress2k18 #rektress

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plz raise awareness for #TGWD (Top Gun Withdrawl Disorder). A terrible afflication affecting millions of ponaderians worldwide.

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received a call from my good friend @benischallenge regarding my drinking methods of Huck Finn tourney 2 years ago. we got him a game plan.

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who would ever unsubscribe

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@34SwagFitz on 2/9. need 1/9. #fuckkansas #andnebraska #hiJer #nerd #nerd #nerrrrdddd

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@USPSHelp thanks for returning my package #3monthslater #notmypostalservice #nopackagenoenvelope #piensaotravez #fuckkansasandnebraska

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When the following equation holds true:

Number of crockpots owned - 4 = number of tvs owned.

#crockpotsfordhmi #cookingwithmath #nerds

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Its for people that like biking at night. Applications can be found in Norby's second butthole #nerdsneednotapply #cuztheypreapproved

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Copyright infringement? Never! This is not a musical band. Think more of a....."band of travelers" or something of the sort