Lex Luger

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Met a billionaire for breakfast

I ordered pancakes and chocolate milk

He ordered a 32 egg omelette

I gasped

The bill came out to $957 thanks to his meal

He paid with his Amex Black Platinum Gold Medallion Card

I asked why he got such an expensive meal

"Don't worry, I always get my money's worth," he said, chuckling.

He then went to the restroom and completely destroyed the plumbing.

The business had to pay $2,700 to get the problem fixed

Guess who owns the plumbing company right next door...

Billionaires operate on a different level

[Lex Luger @BenitoJuicalini]

@krionikus

[Lex Luger @BenitoJuicalini]

@aIainamarie

[Lex Luger @BenitoJuicalini]

@gol_mia @aIainamarie

[WarriorPosting @FighterPosting]

*CLANG*

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Damn. Allahpalooza looks sick this year.

[aiz ↯ @aizpokka]

the first person that made popcorn

[Edward @SneakySquid99]

This is probably on my top 3 Grimace Shake tiktoks

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

everyone at a halloween party rn n im jus over here strokin my shit

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey dude I was hoping you could watch me from 3-8 tonight my gf is going to hang out with her friends and I get afraid

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

The year is 2000.

You watch episodes of Pokémon: The Johto Journeys every Saturday morning on Kids WB.

You’re playing Pokémon Gold, your best friend’s playing Pokémon Silver. You’re both about to battle Ho-Oh and Lugia for the first time.

Life is good.

#PokemonDay

[Steady @SteadyIsFlying]

Imagine taking a nap on the titanic then waking up to this

[Lex Luger @BenitoJuicalini]

@realDonaldTrump Stimulate me.