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[Benjon @benjon87]

@GlobalFC5 Is this satire?

[Benjon @benjon87]

@henrywinter At least we have some integrity in our journalism 👏

[Benjon @benjon87]

@Uber left bag in Uber. Technical issues mean they can’t see my last trip and neither can I. Can’t contact my driver and there is a laptop with years of work sat there and no one can tell me what’s happening. Fix your issues pls!

[Benjon @benjon87]

@AndyRobsonTips He’s offside ya sausage

[Benjon @benjon87]

@Joey7Barton Yeah but he’s still got years left to bag shit loads more. I’m a Utd fan and WR one of my fave all time players but you’ve come at this a bit one sided. Where is the comparable data for WR with teams scored against + pen amount?

[Benjon @benjon87]

Thanks @si_bonobo for spending 7,963 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Counterpart. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/TTvDfWu6VO

[Benjon @benjon87]

@mjtrowsdale @pbeadling 😂😂😂 lost it

[𝗠𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗝𝗮𝘇𝘇 @motor_jazz]

Coming up: Next #MotorJazz night at the @mojo_club Jazz Café in #Hamburg on the 22nd of April 9pm - doors from 8pm - free entry. #Downbeat #Electronica #FutureJazz #electronicmusic #electronic #club #music and all that #Jazz.

https://t.co/6R4BZ74gbS

[Benjon @benjon87]

@archibaldennin1 @staymadghaha @EverythingCR7_ Also, ronaldo is 37. Even if you go back 15 years to when Kane was 14… this still makes sense.

[Benjon @benjon87]

@UtdArena This is the definition of politics lol

[Benjon @benjon87]

@UtdLuke3 Click bait.

[Benjon @benjon87]

@AdamManred That’s just cynical

[Benjon @benjon87]

@Sjopinion10 I think Ole is struggling and there is plenty of room for scrutiny. But this is nonsense, he’s clearly telling shaw that’s what he’s thinking. And then when he says what do you think, he’s clearly talking to Carrick. It’s very normal to confer with your staff…

[Benjon @benjon87]

@trentbartonland any issues with Chesterfield to Nottingham service? Waiting in Blidworth at the mo and it’s 11 mins late so far

[Benjon @benjon87]

@Paulrevuelta Him referring to fans at that level as the kop really tickled me

[Benjon @benjon87]

@duckett_harry @mattblake94 @GabbyLogan @MarcusRashford It’s not the same though is it. The silva joke was about mendy. Gabby is taking the piss out of someone else for making a mistake, the target of the joke is not Marcus rashford.

[Bonobo @si_bonobo]

New album is finished, I think

[Benjon @benjon87]

@robdesouza_ Hey mate - sorry they’re gone now

[Benjon @benjon87]

Selling 2 lost village tickets. DM if interested. #lostvillage #tickets #lostvillagetickets

[Charlie Burley @CharlieBurley_]

Okay I may have drunkenly agreed to get a tattoo of beef chow mein with Declan Rice’s face on it. It is happening this afternoon. FML 🥴 #England #ThreeLions