Ben Mescher

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

Your job is to throw away shampoo bottles in remembrance of 9/11. Do not make jokes.

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

If a Democrat ever returns to the White House, he or she should spend their entire term telling the WH press corps to go fuck themselves. I mean this seriously.

[Brien Jackson @Brien_Jackson]

Making these voters happy is essentially impossible in large part because we have no social mechanism for explaining to them that they're morons

[Ramit Sethi @ramit]

Easy to see why, as a millennial, I've become more liberal the older I've gotten

When I was a college freshman, Bush won the presidency. Since then, Republicans have been wrong on every major policy issue of my adult life: Launching wars, voting rights, torture, LGBTQ+ rights, taxes, social services, COVID, healthcare, school lunch for children, vaccines, ICE, and immigration. Every single one

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

Living in Houston nutures within you a boutique appetite for insanity and disorder for which no other city in America possesses the ambient levels of chaos to satisfy. -OS

[Valentina Gomez Stan 🇺🇸 @spicy1812]

Passing the ACA resulted in Democrats getting obliterated in 2010, and now people love it.

I hate voters so damn much...

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

Opinion | Houstonians should pick Jordan Thomas for City Council At Large 4 because of his optimistic vision for our city's future, writes the Houston Chronicle Editorial Board. https://t.co/YSj8E7LJQu

[Giacomo Volpe 🌹🤝🌐 @_giacomo_volpe_]

Remember this the next time you hear some right wing dingus complain about money going to research on mushroom enzymes or whatever

[Justin @jdabre11]

It's still so crazy that we achieved the near impossible in taming inflation without a recession and then half the country voted in the guy who was openly planning or driving prices up. What a stupid country we are.

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

I’m totally red pilled on this. The tower is actively choosing not to cover the 79 year old president’s senility the way they covered Biden’s because it is better for business to ignore it. You will not convince me otherwise.

[Spellgage @spellgage]

Suppose you are servicing a debt of $3700. You have the opportunity to sell your family’s land for $1 to help pay down that debt.

[🆇 @elonxxixmusk]

He did not cross a border illegally. The U.S. military brought him here for his safety.

Our country is becoming a very ugly place under Stephen Miller’s vision.

[Kelsey Piper @KelseyTuoc]

every once in a while people try to convince me that if you care about markets and individual liberty you should just be a Republican but I don't find this very credible

[Kelly Evans @KellyCNBC]

NEWSLETTER: Something very weird is happening.

[Dylan @DylanMcD8]

May whoever decided to RUIN Southwest Airlines be immediately fired and NEVER allowed to touch the company again

[signüll @signulll]

a pm proposes moving a button 5px to the left.

the design team schedules a “design intent” meeting to review pixel spacing guidelines, which references a 96-slide internal deck titled “the philosophy of alignment.

afterward, accessibility raises concerns about button discoverability under different screen reader settings, flagging it for usability testing.

performance engineers jump in, warning that subtle css changes could trigger cascading reflows across entire design system, impacting core web vitals.

legal then demands a patent review, citing a lawsuit the company lost in 2012 over a similar button shift.

data privacy gets involved, worried that this minor change could somehow affect “user consent flows” under gdpr.

before moving forward, a product strategy sync is held with vp-level stakeholders to ensure “design language alignment” with future roadmaps.

finally, a cross-functional task force is created to oversee button movements company-wide, chaired by a design ops director. the task force’s first deliverable: a quarterly report on the risks of pixel misalignment.

the button doesn’t move.

[Sir Humphrey 🇺🇦 @bdquinn]

It's probably helpful to understand that Mexico views the drug trade issue and related bizarre levels of violence as being a plague visited upon them because their northern neighbor is full of drug addicts with way too much money.

[Val @VK_HM]

One of the better things about later Good Place was its characterisation of the actual Good Place as being run by toothless norms respecters. One of the clearest senses of it as a first Trump term show

[����𝙧𝙖 @TheWestbrookEra]

“You better box out. You better box out”.

Russ talking to Zubac lmfao

[brandon s. @b_cuse_]

I drafted new lighting regulations influenced by Dark Sky best practices for Council Bluffs when I worked there, and I presented it to the city council at a study session. They ripped it apart and acted like I was proposing communism. It’s only “simple” in theory.