M

Complete cunt thats all you need to know

[M @benriyaval]

Totalitarian

[M @benriyaval]

All these faggots complaining about the Taskmaster contestants. Go outside touch some grass fam it ain't that serious.

[M @benriyaval]

You'll be forever in my heart puff you beautiful snowy bastard

[“paula” @paularambles]

there’s ai slop and there’s ai kino. this is ai kino.

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

my scheme has worked flawlessly. she’s mine. 2 months of attending the same coffee shop. i walk in each weekday in sweatpants and a sweatshirt. hair unkempt. beard unkempt. i order a coffee from the gorgeous black haired barista. i am friendly and conversational, but only for a short while. i politely say goodbye after 5 minutes. i grab my coffee and leave.

today i executed my attack. i entered the store wearing a blue bruno cucinelli suit. bone white shirt. brown tie. polished shoes. body doused in cologne. teeth whitening completed yesterday via groupon. hair and beard a white supremacist dogwhistle. phone to my ear faking a very important business call.

she nearly freezes in place when she sees me pass through the threshold into the store. she’s almost let the milk froth for too long. i am unrecognizable to her. and yet i am a familiar force. memories of our past interactions flash in her head. “he was always nice to me. he did always tip kindly. he did always hold the door for others. had i just not Seen him?”

i approach the counter and motion for the usual while pointing at my phone, the perfunctory gesture indicating one is apologetic for their impoliteness but sadly unable to remove themselves from the phone call. she views me now as more than some bummy customer. i am now a romantic entity in her mind. she has yet to start making my drink. she is preoccupied. i make eye contact. she smiles and begins.

i continue to fake the phone call. when the coffee is complete i take it from the counter and pay $10 cash and quickly leave the store.

she has no idea what has just happened.

i take a sharp right around the corner and out of sight of the cafe. i throw my full coffee in the garbage as i have done for the last 2 months. i quit years ago. i then set a timer on my phone.

when the six minutes are up i head back to the coffee shop. i enter confidently with the smallest hint of sheepishness. i head straight toward her. she sees me approaching. we make eye contact. i smile. she has no idea what is happening.

i tell her im sorry to have been so rude this morning. i tell her i didn’t mean to do the weird hand gesture i was just caught up on the phone.

i move in for the kill. when do you get off? wanna walk around the neighborhood? ill buy you a cup to make up for my behavior.

she says yes. i will see her in just a few hours. she has no idea what sort of machiavellian plot i had to devise for our souls to entwine on this fateful morning.

she will break my heart like they always do. i hate women

[M @benriyaval]

Whoever made To Your Eternity from the bottom of my heart fuck you

[M @benriyaval]

#ShineOnTeamSpirit

I'm choosing the Haru Urara-named team "Carrot Pudding" to take victory at the Unity Cup!
Haru Urara is the absolute goat

🥕Details: https://t.co/196gtgghYI
#Umamusume

[Maximo 🇦🇷 @Punished_Maximo]

Just realized its a sunday at 10pm

[🌸 Princess Hinghoi Lite 🌸 @HimeHinghoi]

🥹 They gave her a cute little Halo 😇❤️

[Gacha Zone @Gacha_Zone]

❤️

[𝑹𝒊𝒏𝒊 • リニ 🐰🍪🐾 @cocoarini]

Haru Urara has sadly passed away today. She was 29 years old.

May she rest well and run free in heaven.

🔗: https://t.co/tpqnUt7qT0

[3 random letters every 10 mins @3letter_]

Uma

[Ben @BT_1878]

Somewhere in the deep dark depths of hell Hulk Hogan is having his biceps sized up by Purple Aki.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Young athletic men the world over can breathe a sigh of relief.

Purple Aki has died.

[M @benriyaval]

@lepiicah Big love leah.

[M @benriyaval]

Until yesterday, I knew nothing of tiny chef today. I'd die for him. Life moves at you fast. Worst thing nickelodeon has done since hiring all those pedos tbh.

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

Who made this 😭