Happy Bobby Bonilla Deferral Day: Bonilla is set to collect another $1.193 million from the New York Mets today, as he will each July 1st through the year 2035.
France are going to win the World Cup then hire Zinedine Zidane.
Their croissant too flaky, wine too fermented, cheese too stinky, their Saint Laurent too tailored.
Expanding this World Cup to 48 teams was a mistake, now we got teams like Belgium, Uruguay, Turkey, and Ecuador actively diluting this tournament for the worst
I saw a comment saying the U.S. is the only country in the World Cup without universal healthcare. And I was like nahhh no way that's accurate.
20 seconds on the world wide web later, THE UNITES STATES IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD CUP WITHOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.