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[🤨 @benwafflechen]

Are we pregaming daily standup

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

Hello beauitful did anybody send you tiktoks or youtube shorts today baby?

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

Just saw a hit and run but i cant call the poilce because im trying to be on my phone less its called a dopamine cleanse

[zee @zee63365234]

crack of dawn. i think phones are destroying us. they condition us to think a photo would look good on hinge

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Guy from high school who died in 2021 just posted the Knicks on his story

[illy garuka @ilygaruka]

id never "play" in my butt bc its no laughing matter to me

[tex @texmeplease]

throwing a 20 dollar bill at the strip club and then grabbing some ones off the ground to make change

[gio @_GioHub]

a gay bully: "gimme your brunch money"

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not eating so many Pringles nowadays. They need to win me over with a major ad campaign

[Groby @groby5000000]

Ah yes. I believe it was Heffley who discussed this in "Rodrick Rules"

[garfield l’zanya @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Marcelame @_Marcelame]

I FOUND IT

[nishadi ⚢ is rereading sbr @p1nkch4n]

everyone was talking about their heights and this dude who was shorter than me said he was 6 feet tall and when it came around to me and i was about to say my height he looked at me like this

[Chris Beiser @ctbeiser]

what Barack Obama would say if you walked up to him in a video game and pressed A

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

Drinking a soda so I probably wont kiII myseIf but its not 100%

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

When somone has a different favorite color than me i wish they die

[serene @armourgraces]

this space is called the “Sigma’s Path” and it allows those graceful and freewilled to pass unmolested any and all slowstepping tourist chuds

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

Injecitng myself with a random needle i found on the floor cause i hope i die

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

When others have different opinoins on trivial or mundane things it makes me want to harm them