bernadette

we cling to our fairy tales until the price for believing in them becomes too high

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

❤️❤️❤️

[bernadette @berfnadette]

when apple gives me a new phone and the old insta is on it 🙌

[bernadette @berfnadette]

reasons to have a boyfriend: they read u wiki articles on the largest bony fishes

[bernadette @berfnadette]

@sammnnicole and he doesnt look super awful!

[bernadette @berfnadette]

@sammnnicole OH MY GISHVJDWYOJ WHAT IN TBE WORLD

[bernadette @berfnadette]

tfw your mom gets orchestra seats for her fave singer aND NOT MINE

[bernadette @berfnadette]

i was just informed that the 5yo has "hundreds of boyfriends"
.....im worried

[Reince Priebus @Reince]

.@HillaryClinton If anyone knows how to use a delete key, it's you.

[bernadette @berfnadette]

@msterling99 im sort of dying

[bernadette @berfnadette]

who lied and said i would be able to catch up on sleep during the summer?
school's been done for a month and i may never catch up ever

[bernadette @berfnadette]

@sammnnicole 😂 always and forever

[bernadette @berfnadette]

@malloryburtonn TOTALLY NOT! she left while i was napping, how cool

[bernadette @berfnadette]

@punksmoak dont let her!! mine snuck out while i was napping!!!

[bernadette @berfnadette]

im livid

[bernadette @berfnadette]

tfw your roommate just leaves without checking out so u have to clean the whole room

[bernadette @berfnadette]

@AbigailOrsborn @marzzime i literally die at mari's face

[bernadette @berfnadette]

@sammnnicole im pretty sure u love the card more than me but 😘😘😘