Cayley

dink & flicka’

[nick dior @akaNickDior]

Seeing a therapist: $100/hour

Telling myself it be like that sometimes: free

[Cayley @bern_nooder]

I am a very nice person who enjoys making friends and being a part of things. But also, don’t talk to or look at me.

[mrs. smith @NotoriousChlo]

A kid I overheard at the grocery store:

“I’m gonna get my brain taken out so I can just relax”

Same kid, same

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

No, Dwight. The kids don't wanna hear about some weird book from your Nazi war criminal grandmother.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

These are some peaceful sounds that I downloaded. This one makes me think of death. It's nice.

[hugo @hu6uito_]

we rarely see friendships like this cause y’all homophobic

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

need help with math? Just remember PEMDAS
P- pancakes at
E-
M -
D- Denny’s
A - are
S - scrumptious. good luck with math!

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

A penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But, in the wrong context, it's like a monster movie.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

If somebody doesn't tell me, I'm gonna start screaming.

[Cayley @bern_nooder]

The Office is on Comedy Central and let me just say, it is a totally different experience watching it with commercial breaks.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

You can only make fun of things that people have control over. Oscar is gay. That's his choice. And we can make fun of him for that. And I didn't choose to fall into a Koi pond.

[Cayley @bern_nooder]

@riiijoy Those damn orcs.

[Cayley @bern_nooder]

@riiijoy Are we doing this for the win of the battle or the thrill of war.

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

loving yourself is not being selfish