Ryan

[Keenan Womack @KeenanWomack]

Being a Cowboys fan is kind of like having a son that’s addicted to heroin and in-and-out of rehab.

The love is still there somewhere, but god damn is it hard to care at this point.

[Señor Mayor en Internet @SenorMayorInt]

"A moment of siIence for lsraeI"

[Zay @THEL0VESPACE]

Being a fan of a good NFL is deadass feminine as fuck like what you mean you just happy as hell every Sunday. This shit not supposed to be sunshine and rainbows nigga

[DivaD4k @D4DDYD4K]

Brian Schottenheimer and Christian Parker in the film room preparing every week

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

Hey look it's the thing we all warned you about and why people wanted GTA VI to fail!

[thotty @endingmylife4]

Holy shit you are ANNOYING AS FUCK

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

We are absolutely not doing this.

[jr thanos @whitethan0s]

Putting my bare ass cheeks up against the aquarium glass and showing the fish a real starfish

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how it feels to force close apps

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

YBG Unrapable must be nervous.

[Yuka-Chud @TakebaSweep]

“Can Activision make a good halo game? Can Activision not load a halo game up with microtransactions? Can Activision respect the lore of halo?”

“Could 343?”

[Chuy ✭ @YoungChuy23]

First successful Eagles hate watch of the season

[aaliyah. @aaaliyahdenyse]

how it feels having to watch the cowboys ever sunday

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

I have to take blood borne pathogen training every year and they said this is OK if you’re in Big Dog Mode

[Bruce @brucesooners67]

Almost died today.

A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.

Luckily, the 2026 Oklahoma Sooners offense started playing on the TV.

He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️

[Baker Mayfield Statue @statue_baker]

They clowning us on Sundays.. smh

[Mr. Romo Attorney at Law @TonyRomo69420]

I’m 99% sure John Mateer did the OKC bombing @FBI