Bethany Kelly

• flawed yet fit for service •

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

@ChipotleTweets Is there a way to resolve this issue? I sent a DM but heard nothing back

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

Super disappointed to have ordered a steak bowl @ChipotleTweets but got the cheaper sofritas. What a rip off.

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

I’ve got diamonds in my eyes at the #TSTheErasTour Capital One Elevator! #TSxCapitalOne https://t.co/J6kjJSP7fg #TSxCapitalOne #Sweepstakes

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

How is this real life? My burrito bowl from @ChipotleTweets with a PRODUCE STICKER in the guac 🙃 at least I know that the avocado was inspected before it was guac. Glad I’m not irrationally grossed out by stickers. 🤥 (Pittakionophobia… it’s a real thing, don’t make fun of me)

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Just here for chaos and vaccine promotion....

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

Today I went to @AspenDental for a CLEANING. After sitting in the chair for 45 minutes without anyone coming to help, the doctor appeared, looked in my mouth, and then said, “we don’t have any hygienists employed at the moment, so you are all set.” Can’t wait to get the bill 🙃

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

@Paigeykinzzzzz @krispykreme oh, this is the perfect opportunity! it is a solid donut. your closest Krispy Kreme is only 53 minutes away 😂

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

I can’t wait to get vaccinated and get my free donut every day. For reference, this will be the route I will drive daily to my nearest @krispykreme

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

I've never looked at a picture I've taken from a plane a second time.

[Jessica Vosk @JessicaVosk]

Sometimes I buy things on Amazon just to fake surprise myself with gifts.

[Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal]

Hey all! I hope you'll consider me for the #Inspiration4contest so that I might be able to take my science communication to orbit :)

To raise money for @StJude I'm offering personalized videos for kids here: https://t.co/Dva2BKzlRN I'll match all donations up to $5k.

Ad Astra🚀

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Ready to serve.

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

Starting the year off right

[ashley hufford @ashleyhufford]

first show of 2021 #RatatouilleMusical

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

I wish @netflix had a year in review so that I could know how many times I have rewatched The Office before it is off of Netflix.

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

Today I sent a professional email with sass. This is what my English degree was for.

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

Today I cancelled my debit card and my cash app card because I had been a victim of fraud. Once they were cancelled I called the bank to file the claim... as it turns out, it was my Amazon prime subscription renewing itself 💀

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

I found my first gray hair. Seems appropriate for 2020.

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

What's really fun about working from home in your parent's house is that you also get to be their personal IT department. 24/7. 🙃

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

put. your. mask. over. your. nose.

[Bethany Kelly @beth__nic]

How tired do you think the reporters are with 24/7 coverage of "we still know nothing"?