B.Spackman

You can't win, if you don't play ✨

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

If there’s any fibre of your being, that thinks doing this to the community that is already in mourning of those children, is in any way helpful & a step towards “getting your country back” then you have well and truly lost your fucking mind.

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

Where’s that Mary Earps shirt then?????

[Harriet JW @harrietjw]

Meet Mahalia.

A 25 year old British R&B artist who signed to Asylum records aged 13

Earlier this month she posted a series of tweets exposing the financial reality of being signed to a major label

Here are the 5 quotes you need to know:

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

Every time I fly in europe I spend 95% of the passport control line SO angry about Brexit 😡😭 PTSD

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

Guys, it’s light at 4.40pm… SPRING IS EN ROUTE 🌸

[Mohammad N Asif @MohammadAsif_1]

If the same girls arrive here in the UK to seek asylum you will send them to Rwanda.

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

@GWRHelp Thanks Bradley, I appreciate your help. My bank currently states the money has been taken, so I’ll check back for the refund.

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

@GWRHelp hello, I tried to purchase two tickets to London Paddington from Slough. The machine couldn’t process the second pair of tickets. But you charged me twice (even though it says you didn’t). How do I get a refund? Thanks.

[David Olusoga @DavidOlusoga]

Forgive me, didn't realise you knew Meghan personally, and are a qualified psychologist, and thus in a position to evaluate her personality. For a moment I thought you were just somebody banging on about someone you've never met on Twitter because you've got nothing better to do.

[Jon Stone @joncstone]

wages haven’t gone up in a decade, inflation is 10%, you can’t get an ambulance, GP, or dentist, energy bills have doubled, interest rates are heading to 6%, the rental market has gone mad, rail fares up, childcare is bonkers, and a pound is now worth one dollar. what did I miss

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

@Andymclovell @FridaGhitis Goosebumps

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

The Holland & Barrett loyalty card is v underrated

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

Heatwave hack - keep your moisturisers in the fridge

[Claire Wong @ClaireRWong]

Guys, I think I’ve solved it. Hear me out...

We make any day the temperature goes above 32C in the UK an automatic bank holiday

And then watch the big corporations scramble to fix climate change ASAP

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

Holiday skin ✨

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

Hayfever got me looking like I’ve been on a 5 day bender

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

That thing happened for you, rather than to you… ✨

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

@LeanderMG Hahaha, damn we need a catch up 😂

[B.Spackman @beth_spackman]

Platty Joob - what is this nonsense?