Bethie

Sorority girl turned DC young professional. Former expat to SE MI. Finally returned to my homeland.

[bird 🐇 @oliveegger]

I’m not trying to be mean bc we are definitely not a screen free fam since my son watches tv but it’s kinda easy to just never introduce the iPad and then they don’t ask for it

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

rooting for the ketamine in elon’s bloodstream like it’s a car in the Indy 500

[brandon 🦊 @bc_fox]

If the cost of a single thing that I purchase goes up by even $0.01 after January 20th you better believe I am not going to shut up about it for four years

[greg @mistergeezy]

I want to thank the Jewish community for having Black People back. 😘

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

millennial men were too busy quoting anchorman and figuring out new, innovative ways to sack tap each other to get radicalized by the far right and I love them for that.

[thatonemaddy.bsky.social @thatonemaddy]

Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Man, you guys just don't get it. This isn't going to be like 2017. Liberals aren't going to be glued to the news looking for the big thing that takes Trump down. We know what 4 years of Trump is like and we're just going to ride it out.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i don't wanna read a poem i want a government that doesn't suck shit

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.

[Stuart Stevens @stuartpstevens]

Maybe. Or maybe many see Trump for exactly what he is and they like it because it gives them permission to be the same way.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Dems did everything we could to stop him last time. Restrain him. Keep things functioning *as normal.*

I don’t think we should this time. He won. This is what the people voted for. This is what people want. They should get it. It’s the only way people will learn.

[m @msnetik]

America right now feels like the part in Mean Girls when Lindsay Lohan starts singing “what a briiight time”

[Hebrew Nonsense @hebrewnonsense]

Poll Nidre tonight

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

ALWAYS👏ASK👏EMPLOYERS👏WHY👏THE👏POSITION👏IS👏OPEN👏

[Emily Favreau @emilyfavreau]

She is 2 answers away from telling the moderators that he needs to give his body some rest because he is having very big feelings. (Cc: toddler parents everywhere)

[scotty @plathiandc]

screaming “GOOD ANSWER” at the tv for kamala like a contestant on family feud

[Jesse Kanson-Benanav @jessekb]

Probably looking for a couch

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Filling the same arena where they held the RNC but with more people at the same time as the DNC is so fucking petty. Finally a party that represents me.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

I'm watching this entire DNC Roll Call just to see what rap song this DJ picks for Utah & Wyoming.