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[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

gave work nothing today, ready to drink

[valeria @mamasorchard]

girl i’m bored let’s go eat the recommended intake of fiber

[annabelle :3 @oomfabelle]

By the time you’re 22 you should have already had one situationship that destroyed every part of you down to your core (19 is the ideal age in this timeline), you should have a situationship with a coke addict under your belt, and a stint with a man far too old for you

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

[making small talk at party] any groceries you’ve been into recently?

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

Reading way above my grade level didn’t get me as far in life as I had hoped

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

yk life is hard when a girl doesn’t have time to play sims anymore

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I bring a “if i don’t win I’ll kill myself” vibe to the pub trivia night that the casual beer drinkers can’t quite fuck with

[Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan]

Single digit bedtime tonight, queen?

[Not Jake 🥷🏻 @CincyHub]

Me when Me when
the Bengals the Reds
lose lose

[Bet Panzeca @betpanzeca]

@ryssarooo my kindle is my most prized possession.

[Bet Panzeca @betpanzeca]

father’s day on instagram is just a big game of smash or pass

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“can you explain the gaps in your resume?” yes that was when I worked really weird jobs that I don’t want you to know about

[Bet Panzeca @betpanzeca]

@ryssarooo thank you for saying it

[Bet Panzeca @betpanzeca]

is it really your birthday if you didn’t cry to landslide at least once

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@Paintedbirdhous 😳

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my tweet drafts are between me and god

[Bet Panzeca @betpanzeca]

@Paintedbirdhous personally, i am a guac girl.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me my dog
🤝
uncomfortable
celebrating the
fourth of july