A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria

Fat pansexual relationship anarchist & enthusiastic tea drinker.
I used to be funny.
All my scarves are sexy.

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

In every teen body-swap film there's that moment where they look in the mirror & are shocked to see an adult.
That's my morning routine now.

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

@hooverbagel She's basically a live action Disney Villain. Except less fun.

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

So she's not even trying to be subtle about the whole evil thing now then?
(Unless she's suggesting giving them houses so they don't have to sleep in tents, but according to this article that is very much not the plan)

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Home Secretary Suella Braverman wants to restrict use of tents by homeless https://t.co/shnxf6YeAl

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

@amy_wright @BLKnitting Worth is a much wider thing, but *self*-worth isn't dependent on external validation. If I'd realised that 25 years ago my life would have been much less exhausting 😂

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

@BLKnitting @amy_wright ⬆️ This.
We seek *validation* from external sources, like work or male attention. While there's nothing wrong with that necessarily, it is not the same as self-esteem. I can see how the lines get blurred, but the validation of others isn't required when it comes to self-worth 😊

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

Many moons ago when I used to regularly post things on here Steve was my go-to name for my boss / that jerk at work. Mainly because I'd no colleagues called Steve, & had never had a boss called Steve.
Well, I have a boss called Steve now. He is in fact not a jerk. So that's nice.

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

Boss: Erm...this presentation...
Me: Yup?
B: Well...it's just 3 nondescript pie charts & some Madonna lyrics...
M: Life is a mystery Steve.

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

@House_Feminist I hope it goes well! Try not to mention how all of finance/banking is basically made up. They hate that. (Speaking from experience)

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

@spfarrelltweets @House_Feminist If it helps, I accidentally worked in Finance for 15 years (a decade of that at a global banking giant) & I came out of it with my soul mostly uncrushed. There were moments... But mostly if you have a few decent colleagues you're good. Also noise-cancelling headphones.

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

@Amelia_Draws 💜💜💜

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

Me: OK, this is important, just concentrate for a few more minutes...
My brain: 🎵GUMMI BEEEEEEEEARS🎵

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

Yes, I have been awake since 5am. Just not a "productive member of society" level of awake. For that you need to wait until about 11:30am when I will wash up 5 mugs & send an email. Then I'll get hungry & we're back to square one.

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

*Burning my mouth on a pizza*
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I LOVE HURT ME?!

[Nicholas Guyatt @NicholasGuyatt]

When I was making dinner last night I suddenly spotted this guy, asked my kid what it was, and was told matter-of-factly: "Business Lemon"

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

I'm at the "I can't start packing, I haven't created the perfect packing playlist yet" stage of moving house.

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

Sometimes when I'm hanging out at home on my own I randomly say my name outloud like I'm an undercover pokèmon.

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

@Jeffwni Hahaha smooth 😉

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

I have been classed as an adult for 20 years now which just feels very, very wrong.

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

Googling "types of headache" as if knowing the name of the searing pain behind my right eye socket will somehow make it better.

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

Every day at the nursery my 3yo nephew goes to they all say together "I love everyone!"
My nephew says this at home too, except he always follows it with "shake your whistles!"
No one - neither his parents nor the nursery staff - knows why.
I love it.
SHAKE YOUR WHISTLES FRIENDS!

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY CARDBOARD FORT

[A Rabbit of Negative Euphoria @Bexdora]

@fleurkenloathe @BarbaraKPiano Not guilty I'm afraid!