Just Call Me Goddess

The world is full of people who will go their whole lives and not actually live one day. I do not intend on being one of them.

[Kristen @Kica333]

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

For everyone who voted for Trump because “he’s not a politician”…

I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

[Just Call Me Goddess @bflobellydancer]

@guarnaschelli It's Vodka Salad!

[Just Call Me Goddess @bflobellydancer]

@GuyFieri So sorry for your loss

[Just Call Me Goddess @bflobellydancer]

@DeaconBlues0 Definitely Red

[Just Call Me Goddess @bflobellydancer]

@BEisenhart shit nearly killed me. it's anorexia in a pill

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

[Just Call Me Goddess @bflobellydancer]

@classiclits Santa Steps Out....Truly disturbing in every way

[big dele ✰ @deleszn_]

Too real😂

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

Just some fair warning that with this new year, you’re getting the same old me. None of this ‘new year, new me’ crap.

[Just Call Me Goddess @bflobellydancer]

I would have liked to get 1 Christmas present. I didn't even buy one for myself like I usually do.

[Just Call Me Goddess @bflobellydancer]

@TheCinesthetic Hudson Hawk

[Just Call Me Goddess @bflobellydancer]

@DevinCow Every day, you are granted a new adventure. if you want to wear a prom dress to go grocery shopping, who cares what people think. Do it.

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you’re still stupid 💫

[Just Call Me Goddess @bflobellydancer]

@juliedonuts it nearly killed me

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

What’s Dec 25th?
- Christmas

What’s Jan 1st?
- New Year’s Day

What happens in between them?
- Nobody knows

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Welcome to your 40’s: stop agreeing to go to New Year’s Eve parties, you’re not gonna make it.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

[Just Call Me Goddess @bflobellydancer]

Why not both?

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

Am I dying or did I just stand up too fast