Benjamin Nicholson

[Benjamin Nicholson @bfnicholson]

“What kind of coffin will you die in?”
“A big coffin. Next to my wife’s.”

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

If I go to a funeral and I see this trust me I'm leaving 😭😕😂

[Benjamin Nicholson @bfnicholson]

@UP_Steam the “17 tons” statistic in 4014’s experience car I think is too small by several orders of magnitude.

[Benjamin Nicholson @bfnicholson]

That time of year when I drink as much water as possible before bed so when I wake up at 3am to pee it is finally cold enough outside to open the windows.

[Benjamin Nicholson @bfnicholson]

@ByRobinEpley Wild that a foxtail in the nose costs ~2x more than one in the ear! I guess there’s more at stake?

[Charlotte Dreizen @CharDreizen]

Confused about plastic recycling?

Here’s 12 plastic items we can recycle in DC (and for most of these, the vast majority of American communities) 🧵

[Benjamin Nicholson @bfnicholson]

@Dbacks Beads?

[Benjamin Nicholson @bfnicholson]

Apologize to Godzilla

[Benjamin Nicholson @bfnicholson]

Where’s the third season @HBO ? Tell me to finish what I started.

[Dr. Flo Cofer - she/her @Flo4Sacramento]

#Sacramento works for all of California, but who's working for us?

As a public health professional running for mayor, I'm not taking corporate donations. I'm fighting for a Sacramento that works for everyone, not just rich developers and political consultants. #MoreIsPossible🫶🏿

#FloForMayor #GoWithTheFlo #California

[Steve Campbell @Historian_Steve]

Your periodic reminder that less ice at the Arctic is consistent with a weaker jet stream that allows cold air to drift down into the Great Plains.

The frigid temps you're experiencing happen BECAUSE of a warming planet, not in spite of it.

[Sarah Taber @SarahTaber_bww]

The Nation kindly invited me to write an op-ed on my run for North Carolina's Commissioner of Agriculture.

This office doesn't get much attention, but it's crucial to democracy. Local politics & corruption don't stay local.

https://t.co/iO1amCWjlP

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

Ok perfect

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

Just put the ol' Christmas Tree special on youtube since it's hard to find elsewhere these days: https://t.co/wOquLLlfxg

[Benjamin Nicholson @bfnicholson]

Loving all the B99 videos but man was Braugher great in Men of a Certain Age.

[Benjamin Nicholson @bfnicholson]

@ColiseumSewage Apparently I need to be verified to message you an invite code? Ugh this is a horrible place.

[Benjamin Nicholson @bfnicholson]

@CaityMaple Boston used to have a sign on Storrow Drive that said “if you were in Jail you’d be home by now.”

[Benjamin Nicholson @bfnicholson]

Cohen and Cooper, NYE 2050.

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

Every guy has a meal he eats all the time that could basically be described as Dog Food For Boys

[Benjamin Nicholson @bfnicholson]

@sacbee_news A blue shark, which rarely strays from deep ocean.