junie b jones

dilf with no kids (he/they)

[junie b jones @bforbeatricee]

@_alexcostanzo omg stop fighting 🫣☺️

[junie b jones @bforbeatricee]

i never feel more connected to my hunter gatherer roots than when i’m eating blueberries out of the carton in front of the open fridge

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Stick season is technically a Christmas song

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

You know you had a really crap deadname if youve never met a trans man with it

[junie b jones @bforbeatricee]

@mae_fab_ ur dad isn’t even real

[junie b jones @bforbeatricee]

i wish there were lowercase numbers

[junie b jones @bforbeatricee]

@mae_fab_ those are just tiny numbers not lowercase dummy

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[junie b jones @bforbeatricee]

my cat looks guilty all of the time, she must have been raised catholic

[junie b jones @bforbeatricee]

@mae_fab_ you can go around 7 times before you’re a criminal

[trash jones @jzux]

"your password is too weak" just wait until you see my impulse control

[junie b jones @bforbeatricee]

my dad was such a great girl dad for 20+ years that god blessed him with a son (me)

[junie b jones @bforbeatricee]

forget top and bottom,which one of you is the empty space and which one is the formless shape

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

help your friends stay mentally sharp by sending texts so riddled with typos they end up doing a little word puzzle