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2006 Time Person of the Year.

[beau @bforest1234]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

have u won a game during the current lunar cycle

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

2026 Kentucky Derby results:
1. 🐎
2. 🐎
3. 🐎
4. 🐎
5. 🐎
6. 🐎
7. 🐎
8. 🐎
9. 🐎
10. 🐎
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12. 🐎
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18. 🐎

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

pov: you’re a tasty apple or perhaps a sugar cube

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

This is all that men want

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Why the fuck would you not want to protect this

[beau @bforest1234]

Very good, 10/10

[Zaire Franklin @ZiggySmalls_]

🧀🧀🧀

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

everybody ripping off Steely Dan these days

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

When I hear steely Dan I imagine that’s how a dog feels when it sees a bone or tennis ball

[beau @bforest1234]

Liking anything to this extent should get you institutionalized

[westerosies @westerosies]

The fifth episode of ‘A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS’ fell from 9.8 to 9.7, reportedly after a wave of 1-star reviews from Breaking Bad fans.

In response, members of the Game of Thrones fandom reportedly targeted ‘Ozymandias.’ Its near 13-year 10.0 rating has now dropped to 9.9.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's time to give that baby monkey a gun

[beau @bforest1234]

Best news ever

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Rich Bisaccia steps down as assistant head coach/special teams coordinator

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

responding to a work message with "all bueno" instead of "all good"

[JC🇵🇷 @CantH0LDMe]

There’s was a bunch of fine ass shawties all over the place and you noticed men?

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking?

coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so