Dr. Giraphnauts

Doctor Giraffe Nuts. PhD in dumb tweets. Original Captions Guarantee. I always follow back.

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James Harden: first team no-look defense

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@kirkmin this might have been the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a radio bit. One of those moments where I remember where I was when I heard it https://t.co/zb52I1WVcO

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Bruh you got some mouth on the right side of yo face smh

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@WORLDSTAR @FrancisCEllis

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He rung him out like a wet tshirt

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Barber: “What’s it gonna be today?

Justin: “Gimme the mop”

Barber : “Say no more”

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NCAA official statement:

“[Nicole Kornet] demonstrated repulsive behavior by receiving gifts for being good at basketball. The footage that leaked earlier on Twitter made us at the NCAA sick to our stomachs. We are all deeply disappointed in Nicole’s actions”

[Nicole Gerber @nicolekornet3]

I JUST WON A CAR. THAT WAS EASY.

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When your hot friend shoots their shot at the bar

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“Lady you’re standing on my tile” https://t.co/PMqBfWtnGP

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If he is traveling at 18mph and an average Jeep is 5,200ibs then the Jeep would exert the same impact force at 1mph...

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Physicist says taking a charge from Zion = same force as a head-on collision with a Jeep, per @WSJSports

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Don’t let book get cookin

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I would have thrown the towel in the opening minute https://t.co/XiAKbPUc4r

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If I had a nickel for every time I air balled my shot I’d still be broke cause I’m 0/0 https://t.co/w60sSLOGAT

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Me trying to keep my life together

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He, undoubtedly, added that one to the body count https://t.co/QbsCvJfU2J

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Fair is fair. I stand for chickenists. #EggsToo

[Ron Johnson @3RonJohnson]

bUT ThE ScrEEnSaVEr NevER hITs dIRecTLy iN ThE coRnER!!!
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1. This bar gets bonus points for allowing this foolishness.
2. Who still has a DVD player?

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Hand warm fist juul rip > Nervous praying hands juul rip

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Welp...got my finger stuck in a drone blade again.

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