Noah Evans

You dont know me, you experience me
*ENTJ* We all have a lot more in common than we think

[Noah Evans @bgod_noah]

@ChickfilA needs to bring back the Grilled Spicy Chicken Sandwich, it was the best menu item they had and I waited all year for it

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you." – Friedrich Nietzsche

[Nyle Beck @IAmMyBestToday]

Unconditional love isn’t the same as ‘staying in a relationship till death do you part, no matter what’ (though both can coexist). Sometimes unconditional love means changing the relationship dynamics and boundaries or even moving on and still loving them. Please understand this.

[HumanVSMachine @HumanVsMachine]

Almost half of all jobs could be wiped out or radically altered in the next two decades due to automation.

The pace of change will be “startling.” - OECD Labor Director Stefano Scarpetta https://t.co/mZnp0wYweJ

[Noah Evans @bgod_noah]

@Talibannndz @AndrewYang How the fuck is my post in bot format ? Explain that to me pal? Seriously enlighten me

[quentyn qassam🔻 @MustBeTheHero]

just one more election bro. i promise bro just one more election and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more election. please just one more. one more election and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just give me one more election i promise bro. bro bro please i just

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

The US Supreme Court has voted to legalize baby production slavery in violation of the 13th amendment to their constitution.

Women in the United States have lost autonomy and ownership of their own bodies and may be forced to perform life threatening slave labour. #RoeVWade

[Matthew Hoh @MatthewPHoh]

Joe Biden goes into a restaurant. “I’ve created 8 million jobs” he tells the server. “I know”, the server replies, “I have three of them.”

[Noah Evans @bgod_noah]

@pulte $NCEvans34 it's my birthday @pulte sounds like a good plan to me

[Wealth Inc @WealthInc247]

You are the first victim of your anger,

Be mindful of your emotions.

[A R T O I S @imartois]

Never had McDonald’s Pancakes but today this blueberry ones hit the spot

[••••• + @realty2x]

Nutting in pussy feel way to good to be tryn ban plan b’s & abortions that’s how Ik they don’t get no bitches

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Everything we call civilization was invented in the last 500 generations—way too short a time for our bodies and brains to re-optimize. We're a bunch of primates in a totally unnatural environment, trying our best. Good thing to keep in mind!

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

Born too late to conquer new land, too early to rebuild after the fall and just in time to accumulate seed oils and microplastics in all my organs.

[Dr. Bronner's @DrBronner]

LEGALIZE PSILOCYBIN FOR TERMINALLY ILL PATIENTS!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

It really is insane that every single person with a cell phone deals with several attempted scams every day and we’ve just accepted that it’s part of our lives forever