Bridget Hoffman

Take it sleazy.

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a Wasp.
@PatrickMahomes believed in himself, this play call, and the @Cheetah on the #SBLIV's Turning Point.

@Chiefs

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

@0mitchoff @ChickfilA You know she did. And I almost yelled back, “NO, it is MY pleasure!”

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

At the @ChickfilA drive thru getting some free breakfast (bc their rewards program is dope). Waiting for my food, &boom. I sneeze, twice. Then outta nowhere an employee pops her head in the window &says, “bless you!” I have never felt more blessed. &lemme tell ya that is service.

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

1984: okay kids, don’t get into the car with strangers!
1998: okay kids, never answer the door if it’s someone you don’t know!
2019: okay kids, never answer the phone unless it’s a number saved in your contacts.

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

😭😭😭 https://t.co/0C8zsTfSSq

[Kansas City Zoo & Aquarium @KansasCityZoo]

Happy Friday! We hope you have a great day! Stop by the Zoo this weekend and break your #cabinfever #DixieGiraffe

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

me to my haters

[DICK'S Sporting Goods @DICKS]

At the same time, we implore our elected officials to enact common sense gun reform and pass the following regulations: https://t.co/J4OcB6XJnu

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

I’m not crying, you’re crying. https://t.co/yQTxfwODoP

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

REDEMPTION FOR SHAUN WHITE!

HE WINS GOLD on his final run in men's snowboard halfpipe! #BestOfUS #WinterOlympics https://t.co/E1XuTKbGvd

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

Hell fuckin yeah I was.

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

My Christmas wish is that someone franchises Trops in KC.

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

At what age will I stop getting ready on the floor, in front of a full length mirror propped against the wall?

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

@NoContextAds @0mitchoff

[Devin Mart @dvnmrt]

to the urban population of Springfield, Missouri - Boogie is on its way back.

.. you're welcome

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

I’ve prayed for this day. Thank you Apple. Thank you, God bless you!🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

@Brilliant_Ads @K_Hi_ImAWizard

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

Everyone is comparing Taylor's video to Formation.... but I'm seeing hella similarities to Bow Down. 🤔 #Beyhive

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

New dating profile is in the works.

[Bridget Hoffman @bhoff92]

Everyone at the #oscars just got Punk'd. WHERE'S ASHTON?!