Brent Honshell

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[Paul Don't Lie @PaulHeadleyNBA]

The best tweet in the history of a glorious account.

[brian @brianonhere]

fragment of journal entry found in abandoned bunker level of video game

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Just got exposed for my role in the coverup of a major scandal and had to resign in disgrace. My legacy and political future are completely tarnished. I’ll forever be remembered as a crook. Pineapple with cottage cheese and warm milk.

[emma🩵🫧🪩💌 @emma_mackenziie]

like this is an actual disgrace to the sport

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

the most ridiculous possession

[gio🦁 @Clapped_Dre]

James Naismith naming his sport after B-Ball Paul in 1891

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Who did this?🤔😂😂😂

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Today was James Harden’s 182nd career playoff game.

It was the 36th time he’s had 3 or fewer made field goals. Nearly 20% of his career playoff games.

It was the 46th time that he’s had as many or more turnovers than made field goals. More than 25% of his career playoff games.

[Len Ashby @ZENofLEN]

Not a big horse racing guy but I watch this clip a hundred times a year. It’s the best call I think I’ve ever heard in sport.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[richard @richard_normal]

every game in the nba is between two frauds. if you lose, your fraudulence is proven. if you win, you’ve won against a fraud, and have thus proven nothing.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

The Knicks are leading the Hawks 99-38, which is almost exactly the scoreline from Cardale Jones playing a kid in the hospital in NCAA Football 13 (98-35)

[Redkacheek @redkacheek]

FREE THIS MAN

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Green Mafia Forever @BreezeMSU]

I love that Spencer Torkelson works just hard enough to not get fired

One of us.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.