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[bibstagram @biberttime]

arguing with a man via my friends hinge profile about the sentiments of the luddites dpmo

[mackenzie thomas @evilmackenzie]

When you had a good day despite the odds and Float On hits like an orgasm

[surya @suryamidha]

taking everyone’s drink orders and then coming back with eight guinnesses

[ozzy @mouldpoisoning]

genuinely how do you get over this

[chlouds @chlouds121600]

I gathered that bro

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Jesus said to forgive others “70 times seven” because he couldn’t conceive of a guy getting fucked over more than 490 times. That’s where I come in

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[audrey @phlegmme]

Just ate some toast and went to work wow this is like a real life episode of Peep Show

[bibstagram @biberttime]

tarot reader using simpsons cards just told me everyone i know hates me! beep boop i love my phone

[taylor @mnlightsyndrome]

i have a strong propensity for googling stuff. had some salad and one of the leaves had a tiny bug on it and i just googled”bugs on my veggies” with no clear goal in mind and it felt so good as i was typing it into the search bar

[bibstagram @biberttime]

got told i looked really good for my age by a bar tender firstly im 23 secondly i look like shit #adultacne

[bibstagram @biberttime]

thought my insufferable pseudo intellectual affect was a misguided attempt to make myself more sexually marketable but i have never wanted to fuck less and im referencing norwegian stand up more than ever can we do something about this ? can i get killed ?? this cant be it for me

[meatwad @burner9977]

What if I replaced my addictions by compulsively tweeting ever thought I have

[bibstagram @biberttime]

getting really into pepsi and doing my laundry #sobriety

[bibstagram @biberttime]

knitting fast as all fuck rn you’ve never seen youthful hedonism on my level i’m making scarves i don’t even need

[bibstagram @biberttime]

got fired but i just worked 13 days in a row and was looking at 14 more so i did a triple backflip #jubilant

[Asia @AsiaDNYC]

I stepped out wearing a blue shirt and red shoes with a yellow tote bag and some guy yelled “what’s up primary colors!” at me. Excellent.

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

PSA to the community if no one kisses me this weekend I’m going to pass away. “Oh I don’t want to make our friendship weird” when I am literally going to die? Ok…

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

They're calling it the most relatable diary entry of all time