chaotic mom

black lives matter. gay rights. eat the rich 🌞 if joss, lin or dolly made it, i’m in 🌞 she/her/hers.

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

my husband, after seeing a video explaining a sad parent head-canon from @OfficialBlueyTV - oh yeah, I’ve heard of that, I’m on the Bluey Reddit.
this is not what i anticipated from parenthood.

[Asia @AsiaDNYC]

Taking my husband’s last name doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist it means I don’t want anyone I went to high school with to be able to find me ever again

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

just cried at a really good episode of @OfficialBlueyTV while my toddler paid absolutely no attention wth

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

the end of an era

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

tears on my face for Kelli O’Hara singing from my favorite show #Miscast21

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

I am the very specific target audience of Kelly Marie Tran’s campiest ever version of You and Me (But Mostly Me) #Miscast21

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

Annaleigh Ashford’s Miscast performance was without flaw, I am grateful #Miscast21

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

so i just submitted my story (to a VERY not-dead-animal-humor-appreciating woman) and 10 minutes later my vp sends out this to the ENTIRE EXECUTIVE TEAM. the ceo. my bosses bosses boss. HR. 3/3
#thanksmike

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

see last tweet but i found a dead possum in a trashcan today, after finding two other dead animals earlier in the day. our camps ranger helped me take care of the critter. i was super grateful so i was trying to think of ways to thank him. 1/3

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

our organization has this system where we submit cases when a coworker goes above and beyond to help. our marketing team turns this into a little virtual card and emails it out. the form we use to submit goes to our VP OF MARKETING. 2/3

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

I have had to clean up the remains of three different dead animals today. I’m just an assistant camp director. I do not make enough money.

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

@clarksided Hell yeaaahhh. Come live/work at Girl Scout camp for the summer instead.

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

got this cup from @fivebelow. it’s my whole personality now.

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

an astute suggestion.
there’s a joke in here about liberals ruining stuffed animals?

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

@rayrayyy_98 @nicholas_dewalt @CoralieJae DONT ITS HILARIOUS

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

@nicholas_dewalt @rayrayyy_98 @CoralieJae

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

I love where I work because I’m presently hospitalized and my BOSSES BOSS texts me regularly to check on me and send me photos of her large cat to cheer me up

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

from @nicholas_dewalt mouth to your feed: “what is jail called?”

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

@clarksided omg mine was wake up by Hilary Duff

[chaotic mom @bichlorine]

why yes, i did just cry at a musical about a gd rat