Kansas Flatbilly

Tech legend for 30 years. Ku football fan
Impossible to be a hillbilly when you live in Kansas
Smashed 6 homers in my sons tball league as a celebrity hitter

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@GeorgeTakei Bell hopped Harrison ford up to his room. Talked for a few minutes and he clapped his hand onto my shoulder and said “Flat billy, you’ve been a lot of help”
I died that day

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@DerekSchmidtKS @Mike_Pence Honestly looks as miserable next to you as most Kansans would be

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Oh my

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@JoJoFromJerz Rookie mistake. You’ll do it in front of the president next time

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I’m glad people are finally recognizing my greatness

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@RepRonEstes Really to the point you can only get on newsmax?

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@peta How dare you try and stop animals from getting high

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@GOPChairwoman I’ll lock my kids in the closet so I can enjoy a snickers in peace. What’s your point

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@CityofWichita @JavanKS @wichitalifeict I’ve never known the city to crush its peoples hopes and dreams 😭😭😭 what is this russia?

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@g2glolbye @CityofWichita @JavanKS @wichitalifeict

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@RepMTG Boy if that’s “proof” I see why all your lawsuits fall

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@LakotaMan1 @MarshaBlackburn Honestly a Stone Age education would be an improvement over her red state education

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@3YearLetterman Sir if the White House invited you to a dinner every time you won a ring we’d bankrupt the country. Do you believe in raising taxes that much

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@RonEstesKS You look like the guy who yells at the clerks for the higher prices

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@Jim_Jordan Isn’t…isn’t that what politicians are supposed to do? Be committed to the people that voted for them

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@KrisKobach1787 @Mike_Pence He doesn’t even look like he wants to be around you…

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@marklevinshow I don’t think you know what crucial means

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@LakotaMan1 I hope this is as good as promised. I was just happy to hear KU was giving back artifacts to local communities

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@lmona823 @benshapiro I’ll take what Ben guzzles for 500$

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@ZoraSuleman @piersmorgan @kanyewest I don’t know how to tell you this…but that’s a still photo