Howard Chilliam

pimp

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

@j___god33 I like to think of you as a kind farmer

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

They scare me, them white women

[thin air @the_thin_air_]

If you’re my Twitter friend but you haven’t checked out my music yet this is a good place to start 👍 https://t.co/p3iHUNc3aQ

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

Did Steve Harvey pass the bar exam?

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

@the_thin_air_ ewe don’t know mutton bout sheep puns bro

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

@the_thin_air_ Bortion bortion bortion bortion

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

@TeamDreamville I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can’t out-fart me

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

@AnnaMounts I fear it’s much more sinister

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

I have this recurring nightmare where a marching band follows me around but I can’t see them and they just continue to degrade me

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

fuck yeah it’s big gibbous hours

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

@blue__spruce u gotta try it sometime bro whimming is winning

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

Pooping in the ladies room teehee

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

I am gender

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

Auctioning off my emotions to the highest bidder

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

I bought some new jeans you motherfuckers are done for

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

I don’t believe in astrology but I believe in the lunar new year fortune cards from panda express

[thin air @the_thin_air_]

Put your fucking drills and saws away boys! Hammertime has been declared!

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

fuck beers i want koolaid jammer

[Howard Chilliam @big_jake_2000]

I wanna do horse girl things