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Having a brain can cause brain cancer

[The Traveller @theTravellerke_]

The pre-purchase inspection of my 2019 Volkswagen Tiguan 2.0 TDI in Mombasa was carried out by the @4Real_KE Mombasa team. My point of contact was @joan_reals, who communicated the inspection findings and the condition of the vehicle

How could they have missed this?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

No penis is bigger than a baby's head, refrain from Unnecessary moaning during sex Wanjiru. Avoid singoo mothers at all costs, wote nima konimen.🌚

[ADAORA @Simonloveth9]

They involved me yesterday…I nearly die😭

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

RULE NUMBER 1.

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

His calmness and strategy should be studied 😂

90+ mins winner

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Frank Lampard would be the best Chelsea coach,

Ole Gunnar Solskjær would be the best Man United coach,

Mikel Arteta will be the best Arsenal coach,

Do you see the pattern?

Your son represents your vision & values.

Raise a good son and entrust him.

#MasculinitySaturday

[wine @shabadooooooo_]

Wacha ni post hii hapa juu nimetoka tiktok,
Hio thamos inakaa body itaachana na chassis 🤣

[Cars in Kenya @Cars_in_Kenya]

Another Porsche 911 Turbo S 🔥🇰🇪

[CHOBOS™ @SangKip4]

The car Vs number plate. Hii pesa mnatoa wapi buana

[limitless Media Ke @LimitlessKe95]

Huyu Ronnie Kip ni nani... he has thrown a lavish Wedding Leo pale Karen attended by almost all Government Leaders?
No one is mentioning son of bla bla

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Expensive cars spotted in Kenya Thread 🧵

1. Lamborghini Murciélago ( Ksh 45M)

[R!cky W. @wayne_m159]

Mat Armstrong is the luckiest gambler alive! He bought this repossessed broken Bugatti Veyron with a non-shifting gearbox and got it drivable again with a replacement fuse which cost less than $50, This is his best deal ever!!!😂😂😂

[🍁 @LabRat_ke]

Karibu huyo madam aende sayuni juu ya matatu inapita wrong side 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Bahari Motors 🇰🇪 @BenardMakumbi_]

Mitsubishi Evolution-X
Year 2008
2.0L turbocharged inline-4 (4B11)
6 speed Twin Clutch SST (Sportronic Shift Transmission)
295hp and 406NM
Supper All-Wheel Drive (S-AWD)

Price 2,250,000ksh
📍 Mombasa
☎️📥 [phone]

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Kuna kijana nilipea kazi on a 20k salary na naona almost 1 yr later hajijengi.

Before mwezi iishe already amedishi advance ya almost 10k.

Kejani naskia ako na arrears za miezi mbili ( 3500 single room).

Huku kazini shughuli yake ni kila saa avaitor, na pia ma slay queen.

Every Friday halali kejani, hata sato kama leo hajakuja job juu ya ulevi.

Luku aliingia nayo last year ndo ako nayo. Ni kama jeans tatu na vans mbili.

Situation at home pia iko hata more worse than vile alikuwa unemployed.

Taon hana bibi. Hana any hidden responsibility aside from ulevi na umalaya.

Anaeza tumia Dem ame scout huko FB hata fare ya 4k na aingie nyasi.

Now i know pesa na shughuli ni zake but naona it'll be good if i release him aende kwao ajigundue tu.

He's actually doing a great work, no complains but my worry is, hyo kazi hajijengi nayo na kuna a lot of people wenye hata nikiwapea ½ of that, I'll actually see a big difference within 4,5 months.

Mamake is telling me nikuwe nakata 5k kila mwezi wamjengee juu anaishi kwa shed ya Ng'ombe.

Aende ama asiende.?

NB hasikiangi advice btw...

[Wanjiku Reports @WanjikuReports]

Billions Lost to Corruption Under Ruto’s Presidency, Part 1.
#RutoMustGo

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

[Nduko™ @nduko__]

Incase uapply anything majuu na inataka call, download app inaitwa fanytel. Unanunua number for $1 valid for 1 month, you can renew if you want to continue using alafu unarecharge na $1=100 minutes. Ukipiga unaongea kawaida kama mtu ako Kenya as long as uko na internet.

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Some cars are incredibly difficult to work on. Changing an air filter on a Porsche Panamera involves you removing the front tyres, stone guard, sump guard and front bumper. 🤯