Ronny “Fielder’s Choice” Banks

[doomer @uncledoomer]

and even in the trenches, we stay whimsical

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

As I’ve always said, FIFA is an upstanding moral paragon of virtue whose integrity should never be questioned. Bravo, FIFA. Bravo.

[🐺 @LeighWolf]

There's no reason the new RFK stadium can't be built in the Neo-classical style to match the rest of DC's wonderful architecture.

That site should be a national stadium first, football stadium second.

[Jay Williams @RealJayWilliams]

The Truth abt Nikola Jokic:

If LeBron or Steph dropped 61, 10, and 10 in a game this time of year , we’d shut down the internet & ESPN would talk about it for 2 days straight.. But when Jokic does it, it’s just another night. Why? Because he doesn’t look the part. He’s not flashy.. not loud. But make no mistake — skill for skill, he’s already outpacing Shaq, Hakeem, even Kareem. We’re just afraid to say it. Jokic isn’t just the best player in the world — he’s quietly building one of the greatest legacies we’ve ever seen — & media is still acting like it’s a fluke.

[Ball Don't Stop @balldontstop]

Analytics nerds killed this style of hoop 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Will Clayton @DubClayton]

I will retweet John Wall frying guys off the dribble until I’m dead

[Buzz @buzz_szn]

We gonna be ass again next year buddy, we can do this all day

[Ronny “Fielder’s Choice” Banks @big_peezus]

@_Nonballknower Fish Smithson

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

I love milk 🥛 😂😂 I ordered a glass of milk in a restaurant yesterday and the waiter looked at me like I was mental 😂 Did you know it hydrates you quicker than water does? Anyway. I’m enjoying a nice glass now. Hope you’re all enjoying your Sunday evening. Bosh❤️

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

New episode out now.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

It’s the Wasabi fenway bowl man go hit the showers lmao

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

Male response to "How's it going" severity scale

Pretty good - Not good

Can't complain - Rough couple of weeks

It's going - Alcohol and cigarettes are keeping him going

Just another day in paradise - Hates his job, wife and life

Things couldn’t be better - Going to park on the train tracks

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Tough choice because they both sound like slang for piss

[Noah Chast @NoahChastTV]

LeMagic, LeComeback, LeHeisman ... whatever you want to call him."

@Eman7Nick with high praise, and a couple nicknames for LaNorris Sellers after his incredible performance against Clemson.

@abc_columbia | #Gamecocks

[Dawand Jones @dawandj79]

I think we both have a weight problem but I’ll be better this offseason

[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

Reminder:

There is no such thing as “transgenderism” and you can’t change genders with lies or surgery.

Mentally ill people are committing suicide at shockingly high rates and they are being gaslight by Longhouse toxic femininity. “AFFIRM!”

There is a real condition that is exceedingly rare called “gender dysphoria” and there is a controversial form of treatment to treat them as if they were the opposite gender.

There is a well documented form of male paraphilia called autogynophilia with men wanting to dress as women, etc

The Democrats want you to lose your job and house if you say this.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health. The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

🚨TIM DILLON: "I hope they let RFK loose. I hope RFK uses the military to close down Pizza Huts because they're using fake cheese. Put RFK and Rosanne on a tank and let them go through the countryside. That's what we need to see: RFK untethered.

Imagine RFK at the Entenmann's factory, deporting immigrants, throwing pound cake on the floor, 'This is poison! You're killing people!' He'll go to Chili's and ask a hostess: 'Why are you killing people with a Triple Dipper? Do you know what's in the Triple Dipper?'" 😂

[Brad Crawford @BCrawford247]

South Carolina now ranked No. 14 in ESPN's FPI update with a 14.2% chance at reaching the College Football Playoff.

That's the highest the #Gamecocks have been ranked in the FPI under Shane Beamer.

[Real USC @RealUSC]

Well said @JoshPateCFB