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[jamie @foodjars]

life is all about eating a fantastic meal with friends. that’s it. that’s the meaning of life if u were wondering!

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

i absolutely believe in ageism in politics. we need a cutoff point.

[zach @zach_shaw_]

when you’re being mean to me… this is who you’re being mean to

[bennett @ImagineAGuy]

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

No surprise for Song of the Year

[Carlos Lopez @LopezJC16]

Happy third birthday, crazy girly!

[charlie @chunkbardey]

life is so hard. have to fill up humidifier etc

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

it's crazy that this is the guy who decides if restaurants are good

[sydney @demiurgently]

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.

pathetic.

[Mija @hi_mija]

BREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of warm soft bed even tho she is so so comfy

[Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel]

Bro, just come skiing with me. Lift tickets cost $150 per day and you can rent skis for another $50 and you can get a lesson for another $120. It’s so fun and your risk of injury is so high. C’mon bro, you won’t feel your hands & you’ll get sunburn on your face. Bro.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

you expect me to get work done ?? in these conditions?? in this world?? where my socks feel weird???

[tyler @tylerorth_]

this is why i don't like sharing a spotify with my mom😭😭😭

[trash jones @jzux]

ah I’d love to but i’m pretty booked up this winter

[sad cowboy @SaddestCowboy_]

me (on the oregon trail): my tummy hurts

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

When I stop the microwave at :01

[scott thiede @swthiede]

Love to touch computer all day for money

[Rachele Friedland @Rachele_F]

Kinda messed up people don’t wanna do things exactly how i like them done