Niall

stun hun x

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

put a bell pepper in ur oven don't even turn the fucking thing on

[red @redaloud]

@herekdeckman no matter what she was doing every time the east of eden went back to adventures of the psychopath prostitute i was clapping, it was great. cathy ames, queen that you are

[Niall @bigamadan]

@moviefan67 At any time, if you’re dressed just right, you can have a white wine and look like a forlorn divorcee

[Niall @bigamadan]

@keymayers Always and made me think of this

[🏴‍☠️ @mvrtinza]

“hoy no voy a fumar”

yo después de medio trago de cerveza:

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Something I’ve noticed about “Twilight Zone” episodes is they often have a little twist at the end.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

You're not crazy. An evil demon *could* be deceiving you about the nature of reality. You're simply questioning the foundations of knowledge. And honestly? That's brave

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

At what age do you finally accept that you’re not a great undiscovered actress

[gracie ꩜ #UNTITLEDSAWHYPE @coffinposting]

the hidden meaning behind the title 'SAW':

> SAW
> 🔄
> WAS
> they "WAS" in that bathroom

🤯🤫

[Children @children5708]

Someone just convinced us that they “took our nose”, an obvious illusion that nonetheless manipulates our poor sense of space and object impermanence.

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

I rarely laugh out loud, but this had me laughing so hard.😂😅😂😅

[Witch @witchwounds]

kind of embarrassing to laugh at a joke that someone makes it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your humor,, i’m giggling and it’s yours

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

Let’s just say George RR Martin isn’t the only one who’s written 1,200 pages of Winds of Winter. We’ll see who finishes first Georgie boy @GRRMspeaking

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar