"When we put you and Hogan in the hospital...I'll bring Elizabeth to see youuuuu......
AFTER SHE RIDES SPACE MOUNTAIN ALLLLL NIGHT LONG! WOOOOOOO!"
Lmfao
Nike conformed to everything I suggested:
Nike’s sales are falling everywhere that matters.
Direct: -8%
Digital: -13%
Wholesale: -1%
Management’s answer is $2.5 billion of cost cuts.
Nike does not have a cost problem. It has a relevance problem. $NKE
$LLY Retatrutide delivered substantial weight loss and A1C reduction, underscoring its potential promise for people with obesity and type 2 diabetes
In TRIUMPH-2, participants with obesity and type 2 diabetes taking retatrutide 12 mg lost an average of 49.6 lbs (20.8%) over 80 wks
https://t.co/6D3fOs6VPs
Private equity owners accused of draining a 175-year-old life insurer dry and leaving a $2.2 billion hole
“Defendants systematically and callously pillaged PHL’s assets by using PHL’s money to finance their own ventures, buy back roughly $1 billion of PHL-issued stranger-originated life insurance policies through shell companies, collect hundreds of millions of dollars in fees and dividends, and transfer more than $2 billion through captive reinsurance arrangements—including offshore entities they controlled,” according to the complaint…”
MAMMA MIA… THE ITALIANS DID NOT HOLD BACK 🇮🇹 🤌🏻 🔥
“I’d cook Iran PIZZA to end the WAR” 🍕😂
“Mamdani is a CHOOCH” 🤌🏻
“I can’t tell you how I’d handle a RAT” 🐀👀
“Smash an AI ROBOT with a HAMMER… fugghedaboutit!” 🤖🔨
“AOC is a STUNAD!” 🤭 🤌🏻
WHICH TAKE WAS MOLTO BENE… AND WHICH WAS A STUNAD? 🇮🇹👇🏻
Major private equity/credit firm obfuscated its affiliated transactions and leaned heavily on suspicious ratings issued by a single rating agency. That agency rated 3200 deals in a year with a staff of 25 analysts. Deal documents are hundreds of pages.
BREAKING: "Apollo, Blackstone, Blackrock, Brookfield, Goldman and KKR are assembling $500 billion for Nvidia, $NVDA, in what is the largest financing ever on Wall Street," per FT
Rocket Lab, $RKLB, earnings:
- Revenue: $234 million, est: $230 million
- EPS: -$0.08, est: -$0.08
$HIMS earnings:
- Revenue: $753 million, est: $730 million
- EPS: -$0.37, est: -$0.05
Many of the loser children of my wealthy friends who see no way to emulate the success of their parents, have gravitated toward Mamdani-ism and found community and a sense of purpose by rejecting capitalism as a way to cope with their own failure. Please note they have nor however rejected their trust funds or living subsidies while pursuing their “passions” in NGOs, dabbling in the arts or trying to invest their parents money in “VC”.
it is incomprehensible what a dumpster fire First Brands ch 11 is. Nearly all of $1.1bn DIP has been incinerated, estate is administratively insolvent.
On the plus side, the lawyers and bankers have extracted $200mn in fees over 11 months.
https://t.co/W47uScj9sN