Ben Allen

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

[Ben Allen @bigbenallen]

@M_Streicher https://t.co/xvp3EeU89O

[Ben Allen @bigbenallen]

@M_Streicher https://t.co/FJGCtEOCWg

[Daren Willman @darenw]

Pitches thrown 100 MPH+ in #MLB by year

2008 65
2009 260
2010 443
2011 297
2012 397
2013 465
2014 562
2015 912
2016 1419
2017 🤔

[Ben Allen @bigbenallen]

@BKlements I knew Porto was a dad

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Get well soon, Gardy. https://t.co/AVPiZljrBX

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

This is still the last QB to win a game for the Browns...

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Remember to Vote 1 Palpatine/Vader 2016, America. Because yes, we're evil, but at least we admit it.
#Election2016

[Ben Allen @bigbenallen]

@SeanCarson9 @AlthePlow https://t.co/98sJrvqxbx

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Nobody traded for Harambe.

[Ben Allen @bigbenallen]

@M_Streicher @wilfredDowling https://t.co/4L8QDpc9dR

[Baseball Reference @baseball_ref]

Carlos Beltran & David Ortiz are hitting .300. This would be the 1st year since 1927 that 2 39+ yo players hit .300

[Ben Allen @bigbenallen]

@M_Streicher https://t.co/meVBTgnnSZ

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

This is from @darenw and it is awesome. Stadium (NOT TEAM) leaders for HR hit over 430 ft: https://t.co/M3Yrec6RoL

[MLB Stats @MLBStats]

The @Yankees have a winning record through 100 games ... for the 24th straight season.

[Ben Allen @bigbenallen]

At this point, it's just going to be embarrassing if the Cubs lose.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

"Michael, you can't yell out 'I need this, I need this!' as you pin down an employee on your lap."

[Ben Allen @bigbenallen]

Channeling my inner Ron Swanson so I can make these people be silent

[Ben Allen @bigbenallen]

I feel like I'm on a bus with 50 caffeinated babies #somebodykillmeplease

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

[Ben Allen @bigbenallen]

@jjmaccc @javialvarez02 can I like that message more than once? If so, how would one go about that?

[Ben Allen @bigbenallen]

Sad to see Dave go. Long live #rifeofdave @jjmaccc @javialvarez02