Bert

World Domination

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It's Been 15 Years, Can We Finally Get A Direct Sequel To "Cloverfield?" https://t.co/EaLHh8MIMO

[luna @saintherons]

SOMEBODY JUST SAID HANNAH

[Bert @bigbertooo]

Feelz

[Whip Realer @WhipRealer]

Same old story. Just a different twist.

[Bert @bigbertooo]

Why should I have to pay for my own gas someone else should pay for it for me

[Bert @bigbertooo]

Heart of stone can never feel

[Bert @bigbertooo]

Back when I first made a hundred grand
Thought I was the shit

[Bert @bigbertooo]

I picked a terrible time to get into buying real estate investment properties

[Reuters @Reuters]

U.S. President Biden signs $770 billion defense bill https://t.co/4jRjpoob7A

[Bert @bigbertooo]

Big booty ass nigga!

[Bert @bigbertooo]

Chocolate chip cookies and orange juice low key slap but you didn’t hear it from me

[Bert @bigbertooo]

Monkey vs dog gang war in India 😳

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Monkeys in an Indian village have k*lled 250 dogs by dragging them to the top of buildings & dropping them out of revenge after a pup k*lled one of the baby monkeys 🐒

[Bert @bigbertooo]

Madness curing sadness

[Bert @bigbertooo]

@paddyxoxo 😂

[Bert @bigbertooo]

Never stop applying pressure on these suckas

[Bert @bigbertooo]

@CD604 @PokemonTCG I’ll take a look at them

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl come over to ur house and are like “can i get myself a glass of water” and ur like “sure” and u look over and they’ve chosen literally the most random glass you’ve ever seen

[Bert @bigbertooo]

This dogs stomach is making some strange noises, it’s concerning