Dan Chepkelong

Always positive, Enjoys a lough, Geek of a sort

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@WhatsApp A group I created and currently one of the administrators on WhatsApp has been added to a WhatsApp community that my members don't want to be in. How do I remove the group from the community? I have raised this issue with WhatsApp support; ticket number 1991461934618244

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@MigunaMiguna @WilliamsRuto I have just unfollowed you. You thrive on anarchy!

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@TheFigen_ Duke

[Alex Park | Think Brighter Newsletter @AlexThinkBright]

I found a guy who goes around NewYork asking millionaires how they got rich.

Funny enough…

Almost all of them say the same thing.

Here are my top 8:

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@kipdemas @AmnestyKenya @ICJKenya @IJMKenya @MissingVoicesKE @MutemiWaKiama @NTVnewsroom @citizentvkenya @StandardKenya @VybezRadioKE @irunguhoughton Pole sana

[Demas Kiprono @kipdemas]

In Kenya, @NPSOfficial_KE police officers' tireless efforts often go unrecognised. We frequently speak about police corruption, abuse of power, and other ills that overshadow the daily challenges and dangers they face in the line of duty.

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@KenyaPower_Care Power is down in Kakamega Town and environs #KOT

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@KenyaPower_Care No power in Mahiakalo Kakamega. Kindly sort it out.

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@gabrieloguda Died with the antidote...tears in my eyes

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@gabrieloguda Ob, your posts are 101% below the belt. Sometimes consider the situation we are in and how we get out...now I wait for the bloodbath in saving private Ryan from a brother.

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@KenyaPower_Care The president is in Kakamega Town and u decide to do maintenance? #BLACKOUT

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@crazy_kennar #Dead

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

Tulipigania uhuru, tukampigia Uhuru, sasa Uhuru anatupiganisha! #Maamdamano #KOT

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@KenyaPower_Care Next to @StateHouseKenya Kakamega branch.

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@KenyaPower_Care We have not had power for three days in Kakamega, Milimani estate, next to the State Lodge. What is the issue?? #KOT

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@DonaldBKipkorir Pole sana!

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

Spot on!

[Alvin Foo @alvinfoo]

A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now."

Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.”

The girl came back to her father & said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old"

Father said: "Ok, now take it to the pawn shop".

The girl returns to her father & said: "The pawn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car & a lot of work done".

The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts & show them the car.

The girl drove to the passionate car club.

She returned to her father after a few hours & told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100k because its a rare car that's in good condition.”

Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place. If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value ."

The moral of the story : Know your worth and know where you are valued. A diamond doesn't shine on the bottom of a cave.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

The conman has surrendered. Some of us knew this was coming. The great news is that this time, he got no #HandChieth. No sirens. No motorcades. No red carpets. Even if Oburu Oginga becomes the IEBC chair, the conman will NEVER be President of Kenya!

[Dan Chepkelong @bigchir]

@KenyaPower_Care There is no power in Kakamega town. What's the issue?