Bearer of Bad News

(she/her) eating hot chip and lying since ‘01

[Bearer of Bad News @bigd00fus]

Corporate Dr. Doofenshmirtz: and this is my Key Performance Indicator-INATOR

[Pustinjski skočimiš🫧🪼 @PSkocimis]

Gays complimenting each other:

[Bearer of Bad News @bigd00fus]

i lose a year of my life every time i see a kalshi ad

[Bearer of Bad News @bigd00fus]

spinoff where kayla works at waystar bc her dad is a major shareholder so logan has to be nice to her

[Fin 🐈 @AgathasSapphic]

HR’s worst nightmare duo that i would like to see

[libby @evenstvr]

i need him to interview the vampire

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

“And it appears that…yes…he and his friends are…killing the alien with hammers”

[M @melosling]

Notice how it’s not pickleball court

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Data center Uhh no thanks I’d rather date a woman!

[Bearer of Bad News @bigd00fus]

everybody watching off campus but sartre wants you to veer off camus. is this anything?

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

the W in Paul W. Downs stands for Women

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[Bearer of Bad News @bigd00fus]

this screenwriting shit is easy here’s my spec script for a The Boys episode:

INT. Hideout - Night

Kimiko
Fart piss poop balls dick shit vagina taint cum boobs pee anus

End scene.

where’s my WGA card?

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[normal guy @notsotroubled]

The Gay Twitter GIF community isn't ready

[Vic Mensa’s Orange Tree @KammyTaughtYou]

I think we have the technology to move on from fondant. We’re not applying ourselves.

[bird solidarity @future_liz]

Lestat putting those streaks in his hair

[kit @lesbian_fleabag]

jimmy and kayla should be in a season of white lotus