megan in theory

girlfailure supreme | she/her

[megan in theory @megansbirdapp]

sorry i’m late my life has been the pits. 2026 ins and outs 🤞

[megan in theory @megansbirdapp]

forgot to do this a few days ago. 2025 lets go girls.

[megan in theory @megansbirdapp]

tried dipping a toe back into tiktok and my entire feed is ED content…..okayyyy 😀

[verygoodshirtstore @__cranston__]

If I was a dentist I would wear a necklace made of teeth

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

turn off times square i'm keeping my shit on 40

[megan in theory @megansbirdapp]

using more exclamation points in my texts has improved my relationship with my mom by a significant margin

[megan in theory @megansbirdapp]

let’s tap into popsicles with mama

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should invent a food that sounds appetizing when it's 100 degrees outside

[leaf123 @notaweirdgirl]

i love when people have a megaphone. Yesss such a classic object

[ostonox @ostonox]

Hasan Piker dances to Indian We Are Charlie Kirk and then introduces David Dayen of The American Prospect

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

The other two decisions are gonna take up a lot of oxygen but the campaign finance decision today is really gonna end whatever is left of democracy here

[megan in theory @megansbirdapp]

for me i like playing in the waves

[Alice @AliceFromQueens]

We love the beach for the same reason we like Halloween parties: socially-sanctioned place to dress slutty.

[megan in theory @megansbirdapp]

sometimes you eat greek yogurt and you’re like well this is kind of Cheese

[megan in theory @megansbirdapp]

me when i have a boyfriend

[megan in theory @megansbirdapp]

kristen schaal can i buy u a green tea or maybe a hot chocolate sometime

[megan in theory @megansbirdapp]

timothee if u don’t get fat for a role asap ur not committed to acting

[Bearer of Bad News @bigd00fus]

spinoff where kayla works at waystar bc her dad is a major shareholder so logan has to be nice to her

[megan in theory @megansbirdapp]

my wedding cake is gonna be an ice cream cake

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

"I wish they'd stop calling me a terrorist. That's what I wish. I wish they'd stop calling me a radical. None of these people are radical. They just want healthcare. They want to end American militarism. They want to spend money on roads, infrastructure, on schooling, on healthcare, rather than bombs overseas." HASAN IS SPITTING 🔥