Lindsey

Introspective self-deprecating introvert. Snarky with pretty… hair? Mostly harmless.

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.

Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

erika kirk entering a room moments after watching her husband take his final breath

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A top NASA official just announced that he has used the James Webb Space Telescope to scan the entire visible cosmos, and can confidently confirm that Donald Trump is still the whiniest little bitch in the entire universe.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When he dies we’ll be told to be respectful

Not a fucking chance

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On Juneteenth, we celebrate freedom and recommit ourselves to the work that remains undone. We remember that even in the darkest hours, there is cause to hope for tomorrow’s light.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Can’t believe Elon and Trump broke up during Pride month

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

if they fight it out, our country’s secretary of education can oversee the match

[Zola In Recovery @ZolaInRecovery]

Y’all brought in Trump and confederate flags when you stormed the capitol so maybe find a different hill to die on.

[harrison (///) @harrisondubay]

joe biden pardoning his son is something i could imagine giving a shit about in the universe where we didn’t elect a felon rapist

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

If you’re whining over Hunter Biden getting pardoned and you voted for a convicted felon..

Shut the fuck up.

[Lindsey @bigflyinghand]

@SchnurreZueri “for no vaccine mandates, for safe ingredients in our food” lmao

[Covie @covie_93]

Kristi Noem has actually killed more animals than any Haitian migrant in Springfield,Ohio.

[GL @gldivittorio]

Imagine Trump survives two assassination attempts then RFK Jr. gets him with raw milk

[Terrance A. Sullivan @TASullivan]

Umm if the department of education doesn’t exist then neither do my student loans

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

"Y'all Democrats are just sore losers."

[Lindsey @bigflyinghand]

@SweetFnLucifer I’m so confused 😭

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

Tuesday schedule

8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch

9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times

11:30
get abortion

1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times

6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong

9:00
another abortion