President of America

[President of America @bigguap168]

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[⋆b r y⋆➴ @bwiyurin]

white people need adderall to go pick up they jimmy johns

[Cell @CellCellPress]

New issue alert 👉 https://t.co/7FRErzTs9T

On the cover: Merging scientific metaphor with Eastern artistic aesthetics, the cover depicts an antigen-guided, mast-cell-mediated drug delivery system for cancer immunotherapy, as described in this issue of Cell by Xu et al.

[President of America @bigguap168]

The slower you eat the longer the militant white bitch is away from her couch that’s why you have to eat so fast

[President of America @bigguap168]

Remember.

[President of America @bigguap168]

The one bitch that made me pay the difference on her toast and eggs after I fucking hauled her ass 50 miles trip after tip… engrained in the back of my eyelids forever. I’ll remover longer than 9/11.

[President of America @bigguap168]

@spittingclots What’s up buttercup

[President of America @bigguap168]

There’s something freeing about blocking the person that repeatedly begged you to donate to her roommates sisters boyfriend gofundme

[President of America @bigguap168]

When my mom tells my family she can tell when I smoked a blunk bc I’ll smile

[President of America @bigguap168]

print(sorted(range(6, 8)))

[President of America @bigguap168]

mylist = [ 7, 6]
sorted(mylist)

[President of America @bigguap168]

Pushing code (telling a story to my alien baby) printing output (so it subliminally has good dreams and tells me about them) and pushing commits (feeding the alien baby more stories so their visions ultimately become more specific and robust)

[Girl Undertow @girlundertow]

Somebody yelled “hey retard!” and i looked back

[President of America @bigguap168]

@mallgrabfan 🤲

[President of America @bigguap168]

On GitHub, off da bean

[TWENTYSOMETHING MILF @20somethingmilf]

I know the value of keeping the extra Taco Bell hot sauce packets

[TWENTYSOMETHING MILF @20somethingmilf]

My bf said “ski season is around the corner” and honestly I took that shit as a threat

[TWENTYSOMETHING MILF @20somethingmilf]

She McDonald’s on my grimace til I shake

[President of America @bigguap168]

Drank a pint anything is possible

[President of America @bigguap168]

When my boyfriend and I went to London they asked us to try their own beer to see if we liked the local picks before we ordered. Another group bought us crisps to see our reaction. That changed me for the rest of my life

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

i’m not letting you play on my tablet anymore bruh you’re done