sneed

bowling god and inventor as what is commonly known as public urination

[not fiona 💫 @spinneretmj]

ben quadinaros hotline bling

[sneed @bigmansneed]

oomf forgot to ask for student discount on uncle pussy 😭😭

[Uncle Runk @NotUncleRunk]

Film bro drinking a beer: This is the most important beer of the 21st century. It may even be the last beer.

[Hamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸 @HBendaas]

The concept of an Arab guy who goes by “Abdul El-Sayed” to come off as less ethnic

[Dreyvan Karameikos 🔻 🇵🇸 @Dreyvan_K]

Llámenme salvaje pero la dignidad de cualquier ser humano vale más que la más antigua de las maravillas arquitectónicas. Si nos conmocionamos con un edificio en llamas y no con toda una generación humillada y sin futuro, que arda hasta el último ayuntamiento

[molly is waiting for yjs s4 @yurienjoyer15]

irl oomfs are mad at me for bringing up uncle pussy

[sneed @bigmansneed]

watching a friend look for a specific gif so they can make a stupid uncle pussy tweet rn

[hunter tenet: Halloween Spooktacular @huntertenet]

"Nah I'm not gonna see Digger i-"

[sneed @bigmansneed]

why is this footage colour graded like a david fincher movie

[Wham Baam Teslacam @WhamBaamX]

It took TWO MINUTES for the insurance company to stop blaming the Tesla driver after seeing this footage.

[sneed @bigmansneed]

i think i keep accidentally eaten soap

[sneed @bigmansneed]

new cineworld app layout sucks ass please change it back @cineworld

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

(first day teaching at woke university)

it's not my job to educate you

[sneed @bigmansneed]

@1zedred @joeporke

[sneed @bigmansneed]

@eevee_noises @PupperNelson history

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

random npcs in the pokemon center when you walk up and talk to them:

[solaris @DJUNGELSK0GS]

who the hell is this guy hanging out with

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday